{"id":2026,"date":"2024-07-01T09:44:52","date_gmt":"2024-07-01T09:44:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2026"},"modified":"2024-07-01T09:44:52","modified_gmt":"2024-07-01T09:44:52","slug":"un-director-pleaca-cu-secretara-intr-o-delegatie-ajunsi-la-hotel-pentru-a-scuti-bani-la-cazare-cere-o-camera-cu-un-pat-se-cazeaza-si-dupa-ce-raman-singuri-in-camera-ii-spune-secretarei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2026","title":{"rendered":"Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rbat, eu voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastr\u0103 ve\u0163i dormi \u00een pat.<br>\u2013 Vai, domnule director, se poate? Suntem oameni maturi, cum se poate s\u0103 dormi\u0163i pe jos, vom dormi \u00een acela\u015fi pat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine, dar nu v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103? zise directorul.<br>\u2013 Nu, zise secretara, dar s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 eu dorm goal\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen prima sear\u0103, directorul a n\u0103du\u015fit, a doua la fel, a treia la fel, dar nu a f\u0103cut nimic, ab\u0163in\u00e2ndu-se din r\u0103sputeri. Au plecat acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 a se \u00eent\u00e2mpla nimic \u00eentre ei \u015fi primul lucru pe care l-a f\u0103cut directorul c\u00e2nd a ajuns acas\u0103 a fost s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la psiholog<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce Bula la doctor:<br>Dom\u2019 doctor, am si eu o problema\u2026 Am un dop in fund si nu mai pot face nevoile si eu ca tot omul.<br>\u2013 Dar cum a ajuns acolo?<br>\u2013 Pai\u2026 Mergeam pe o plaja si am dat fara sa vreau cu piciorul intr-o lampa fermecata. A iesit un duh de acolo si mi-a zis ca imi indeplineste o dorinta, orice\u2026<br>\u2013 si?<br>\u2013 Eu am zis: NO SHIT\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"590\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/http___gandul.ro_wp-content_uploads_2024_06_2-15.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2027\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/http___gandul.ro_wp-content_uploads_2024_06_2-15.webp 660w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/http___gandul.ro_wp-content_uploads_2024_06_2-15-300x268.webp 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei: \u2013 Doamn\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rbat, eu voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastr\u0103 ve\u0163i dormi \u00een pat.\u2013 Vai, domnule director, se poate? &#8230; <a title=\"Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2026\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. 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