{"id":201,"date":"2024-04-19T20:12:04","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T20:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=201"},"modified":"2025-11-26T17:56:47","modified_gmt":"2025-11-26T17:56:47","slug":"vecinecum-se-fac-copiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"VECINE,CUM SE FAC COPIII?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4 copii \u0219i sta la etajul 1.<br>La parter sta un poli\u021bist c\u0103s\u0103torit de 11 ani, dar far\u0103 copii.<br>La un moment dat, poli\u021bistul de la parter \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe muncitorul de la 1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Mai vecine, e\u0219ti c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani \u0219i ai deja 4 copii. Noi suntem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi de at\u00e2ta timp, dar nu reu\u0219im s\u0103 facem copii. Nu ai un sfat pentru mine?<br>\u2013 Simplu.. I\u021bi trebuie doar un s\u0103pun \u0219i o matura.<br>\u2013 Da ??? Bine, un s\u0103pun \u0219i o matura. Mai departe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Disear\u0103, c\u00e2nd te \u00eentorci de la serviciu, o bagi pe nevasta-ta sub dus \u0219i o speli cu s\u0103punul de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos.<br>\u2013 A\u0219a.. De sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos. \u0218i apoi?<br>\u2013 Apoi bati cu <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6459\">matura \u00een tavan<\/a> \u0219i cobor imediat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  BLONDELE SI  DISTRIBUITORUL DE S\u0102PUN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un camping, doi tipi se duc la du\u015furi dar \u00ee\u015fi dau seama c\u0103 au uitat s\u0103punurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>A\u015fa c\u0103 unul din ei se \u00eentoarce \u00een pielea goala \u00een fuga \u00een camera, ia doua s\u0103punuri \u015fi fuge spre du\u015furi.<br>Pe culoar se \u00eentalneste cu trei blonde.<br>Ca s\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 de r\u00e2s, se preface c\u0103 e statuie.<br>Ajung tipele \u00een dreptul lui \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 comenteze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ce-o fi asta ?<br>\u00centreaba una.<br>A doua, uit\u00e2ndu-se la <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6459\">penisul tipului,<\/a> zice:<br>\u2013 Poate ca ar trebui s\u0103 tragem de manerul \u0103sta.<br>Trage ea \u015fi tipul scap\u0103 un s\u0103pun.<br>\u2013 Aaa, ia uite, e distribuitor de s\u0103punuri, zice prima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ooo, s\u0103 incerc \u015fi eu, zice a doua \u0219i trage \u015fi ea p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd tipul scap\u0103 \u015fi al doilea sapun.<br>\u2013 Acum e r\u00e2ndul meu, zice a treia blond\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103\u2026<br>Tipa tot tr\u0103gea furioas\u0103 c\u0103 nu pica nici-un s\u0103pun \u015fi, la un moment dat, cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze spune:<br>\u2013 Ia uite, are \u015fi s\u0103pun lichid !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE \u0218I <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6459\">URMATORUL<\/a> \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>M\u0103i Ioane, ce-i necazul ? Parc\u0103 e\u0219ti cam ab\u0103tut.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Petre drag\u0103, bai ca \u0103sta niciodat\u0103 n-am avut.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u0103i Ioane, ca-ntre prieteni, \u021bi-a luat foc \u0219ura cu paie?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Uite, vin de la un doctor \u0219i o zis c-o s\u0103 mi-o taie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>S\u0103 \u021bi-o taie? zice Petre c\u0103sc\u00e2nd ochii de uimire.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce s\u0103-i faci m\u0103i Petre drag\u0103, boala nu \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 de \u0219tire.<br>De trei zile nu se scoal\u0103, nu \u0219tiu ce m\u0103 fac cu ea.<br>N-o pot scoate nici pe-afar\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 boala se ia?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ioi Ioane, ai cu capul? Cum s\u0103 faci una ca asta?<br>Mai bine \u021bine-o ascuns\u0103, s\u0103 \u021bi-o vad\u0103 doar nevasta.<br>N-ai c\u0103tat vreun leac, vreo bab\u0103, s\u0103-i desc\u00e2nte ca s\u0103-\u021bi treac\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Am c\u0103tat diverse leacuri, dar degeaba c\u0103-i tot bleag\u0103.<br>Prima dat\u0103, ca tot omul, cu o\u021bet am tot frecat-o,<br>Mirosea de-\u021bi muta nasul. Dou\u0103 zile am sp\u0103lat-o.<br>Am dat-o cu alifie. Cred c\u0103 era expirat\u0103,<br>Fiindc\u0103 i-a picat tot p\u0103rul \u0219i se \u00eenfoiase toat\u0103.<br>Petric\u0103 \u00eeng\u0103lbene\u0219te. Nu-i venea deloc s\u0103 cread\u0103<br>Ce curaj avea Ionic\u0103. Lucru f\u0103r\u0103 de t\u0103gad\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>La vreun doctor tu ajuns-ai? Vru iar Petre ca s\u0103 \u0219tie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Doctorul a zis c-o taie \u0219i \u00eemi d\u0103 doar pielea mie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ionele, treaba-i clar\u0103. Mintea-n cap \u00ee\u021bi cam danseaz\u0103.<br>Ce s\u0103 mai faci tu cu pielea? Sau, cumva \u021bi-o \u00eemp\u0103iaz\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>O \u00eentind \u0219i \u00eemi fac tob\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 duc cu plugu\u0219orul.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vai Ioane, bolunzit-ai? S\u0103 te vad\u0103 tot poporul?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cel mai r\u0103u de-acu, \u00eei pare la nevasta mea frumoas\u0103.<br>Ce mai m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia la d\u00e2nsa \u0219i \u00een curte dup\u0103 cas\u0103.<br>\u00cei era a\u0219a de drag\u0103 c\u0103 pe frunte-o s\u0103ruta.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dute-n tr\u0103snet m\u0103i Ioane! Cum s\u0103 faci a\u0219a ceva?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Acu&#8217;, trec \u0219i peste asta \u0219i \u00een t\u00e2rg, la prim\u0103var\u0103,<br>M\u0103 duc s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r alta, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 fac de ocar\u0103.<br>Petre iar \u00ee\u0219i miji ochii \u0219i e galben de mirare.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Unde ai v\u0103zut Ioane? \u00cen ce t\u00e2rg sunt de v\u00e2nzare?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Se g\u0103sesc \u00een t\u00e2rg m\u0103i Petre, mici \u0219i mari, de care-i vrea,<br>A\u0219 lua una mai crud\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 folosesc de ea.<br>O pun pe a mea nevast\u0103 s\u0103 o mulg\u0103, s\u0103-i dea paie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hopa! Ia stai tu Ioane. Ce-au zis doctorii c\u0103-\u021bi taie?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vaca, Petre, c\u0103-i bolnav\u0103 \u0219i boala leac nu mai are,<br>Dar tu ce credeai m\u0103i Petre, de te miri a\u0219a de tare?<br>Mintea la prostii \u00ee\u021bi \u0219ade, dar n-am eu a\u0219a n\u0103past\u0103,<br>D-aia \u00ee\u021bi cam luceau ochii c\u00e2nd vorbeam de-a mea nevast\u0103!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4 copii \u0219i sta la etajul 1.La parter sta un poli\u021bist c\u0103s\u0103torit de 11 ani, dar far\u0103 copii.La un moment dat, poli\u021bistul de la parter \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe muncitorul de la 1: \u2013 Mai vecine, e\u0219ti c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani \u0219i ai deja 4 copii. 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