Un tip con\u015ftient de faptul c\u0103 nu are cum s\u0103 o ajute la volan pe nevast\u0103-sa, care pe deasupra era si blond\u0103, a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at-o s\u0103 ocoleasc\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna obstacolele care \u00eei ies \u00een cale ca s\u0103 nu distrug\u0103 ma\u015fina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o zi, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzie mai mult dec\u00e2t de obicei, a sunat-o impacientat pe mobil:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci draga mea, de ce nu ai ajuns \u00eenc\u0103? S-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu dragule, stai lini\u015ftit\u2026 Nu m-ai \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at tu s\u0103 ocolesc orice \u00eemi iese \u00een cale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A\u015fa, \u015fi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Acum vreau s\u0103 trec de o cale ferat\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 nu mai reu\u015fesc s\u0103-i dau de cap\u0103t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O tip\u0103 blond\u0103, aflat\u0103 la volanul unei ma\u0219ini superbe, opre\u0219te la semafor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apare un cer\u0219etor din zon\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei cere o \u021bigar\u0103. Blonda i-o ofer\u0103 imediat ca s\u0103 scape de el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centre timp, semaforul se face verde \u0219i blonda pleac\u0103 \u00een tromb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La urm\u0103torul semafor, \u00een mod ciudat, acela\u0219i individ:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Doamn\u0103, te rog, d\u0103-mi \u0219i un foc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blonda \u00eei da bricheta cu totul, ca s\u0103-l vad\u0103 plecat de l\u00e2ng\u0103 portiera \u0219i porne\u0219te mai departe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La al treilea semafor, acela\u0219i individ (spre exasperarea blondei):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Doamn\u0103, ai fost tare bun\u0103 cu mine a\u0219a c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eemi dai 10 lei, te \u00eenv\u0103\u021b cum s\u0103 ie\u0219i din sensul giratoriu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103i, bade, de ce te-au arestat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M-am uitat la Ceau\u015fescu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da` noi to\u0163i ne-am uitat la el!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da. Dar eu m-am uitat prin lunet\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
****<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce dintr-o vizit\u0103 efectuat\u0103 \u00een Africa de Sud. Curio\u015fi, ceilal\u0163i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost, ce a f\u0103cut acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cel mai mult mi-a pl\u0103cut la v\u00e2n\u0103toare de plizno\u0163i, \u00een jungl\u0103. To\u0163i se uit\u0103 lung. \u00cen cele din urm\u0103, unul \u00ee\u015fi ia inima \u00een din\u0163i \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, ce sunt \u0103ia plizno\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, seam\u0103n\u0103 cu oamenii, doar c\u0103 sunt negrii, stau \u00een copac \u015fi, c\u00e2nd \u00eendreptam pu\u015fca spre ei, strigau: \u00abPlease not, please not!\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria divor\u021beaz\u0103 de Ion dar vrea ca singurul lor copil s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen timpul procesului, judec\u0103torul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Maria:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Doamna Maria, de ce dori\u021bi s\u0103 ave\u021bi custodia copilului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule judec\u0103tor, este foarte simplu. Eu m-am chinuit \u0219i am adus pe lume acest copil, iar dac\u0103 a ie\u0219it din mine, atunci este al meu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule Ion, dumneavoastr\u0103 de ce vre\u021bi custodia copilului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion foarte calm:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule judec\u0103tor, eu vreau doar s\u0103 v\u0103 pun o \u00eentrebare: C\u00e2nd merge\u021bi la aparatul de cafea, b\u0103ga\u021bi o fis\u0103 \u0219i aparatul v\u0103 d\u0103 cafeaua. Acel pahar de cafea este al dumneavoastr\u0103 sau al aparatului?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un tip con\u015ftient de faptul c\u0103 nu are cum s\u0103 o ajute la volan pe nevast\u0103-sa, care pe deasupra era si blond\u0103, a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at-o s\u0103 ocoleasc\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna obstacolele care \u00eei ies \u00een cale ca s\u0103 nu distrug\u0103 ma\u015fina. \u00centr-o zi, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzie mai mult dec\u00e2t de obicei, a sunat-o impacientat pe mobil: \u2013 Ce … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2008,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}