O pereche de \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bi, seara, \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, savureaz\u0103 priveli\u015ftea la marginea ora\u0219ului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se giugiulesc o vreme, dup\u0103 care el:
\u2013 Iubito,ce zici\u2026 pe bancheta din spate?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 \u201eN-o fi preg\u0103tit\u0103\u2026\u201d g\u00e2ndi el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 alt\u0103 repriz\u0103 de giugiuleli:
Hei, te-ai mai g\u00e2ndit cu bancheta din spate\u2026
\u2013 NU!
\u2013 Bine,\u2026 dar po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui de ce nu?
\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 stau \u0219i eu aici \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, cu tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O tipa intra intr-unul dintre cele mai sic magazine de incaltaminte:\u2013 Vreau trei perechi de pantofi. Cei mai scumpi. Clasici. Nu ma intereseaza forma sau culoarea. Sa fie cu tocuri foarte joase.- La ce sa se asorteze?- La un miliardar gras, chel si scund!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se spune c\u0103 \u00een armata lui Napoleon era un soldat care ii sem\u0103na at\u00e2t de bine \u00eenc\u00e2t toat\u0103 lumea credea c\u0103 este Napoleon \u00een travesti, venit \u00een inspec\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normal, chestia ajunge \u0219i la urechile lui Napoleon care se hot\u0103ra\u0219te sa vad\u0103 cu ochii lui c\u00e2t de mare e asem\u0103narea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Il cheam\u0103 la el pe soldat, \u00eel examineaz\u0103 se uita ba \u00een oglind\u0103, ba la soldat \u0219i \u00een cele din urma \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ascult\u0103 soldat, mama ta a fost servitoare la curtea tat\u0103lui meu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u021bi, tat\u0103l meu a fost servitor la curtea mamei dvs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O pereche de \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bi, seara, \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, savureaz\u0103 priveli\u015ftea la marginea ora\u0219ului. Se giugiulesc o vreme, dup\u0103 care el:\u2013 Iubito,ce zici\u2026 pe bancheta din spate?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 \u201eN-o fi preg\u0103tit\u0103\u2026\u201d g\u00e2ndi el. Dup\u0103 alt\u0103 repriz\u0103 de giugiuleli:Hei, te-ai mai g\u00e2ndit cu bancheta din spate\u2026\u2013 NU!\u2013 Bine,\u2026 dar po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui de ce nu?\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 vreau … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2004,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}