Trei nebuni f\u0103ceau g\u0103l\u0103gie \u00eentr-un avion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pilotul \u00eei spune copilotului:\u00a0Du-te s\u0103 vezi ce este cu ei.
Copilotul vorbe\u0219te cu nebunii \u0219i se \u00eentoarce \u00een carliga. Pilotul \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ce ai facut de i-ai lini\u0219tit?
\u2013 Ne-am jucat de-a \u0219coala \u0219i i-am trimis s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 temele.
Dup\u0103 5 minute nebunii \u00eencep iar s\u0103 fac\u0103 g\u0103l\u0103gie \u0219i pilotul \u00eei spune copilotului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Du-te \u0219i vezi ce vor de data asta!
Copilotul se duce la ei \u0219i c\u00e2nd se \u00eentoarce pilotul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ce ai facut?
\u2013 Le-am corectat temele \u0219i deoarece le facuser\u0103 bine le-am deschis u\u0219a si au iesit to\u021bi \u00een pauz\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Avea Bula o secretara noua, dar buna de tot. Dupa cateva zile de tatonare, isi face curaj si o cheama la el in birou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daca-ti dau 100 de dolari iti dai bluza jos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ia secretara banii si pe loc isi dadu jos bluza. Asta, vazand ca are succes, merge mai departe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar daca-ti dau 200 de dolari, iti dai fusta jos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da, sigur\u2026 Si imediat se conforma dupa ce lua banii de la Bula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asta isi face curaj si pluseaza:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pentru 500 de dolari, iti dai chilotii jos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fara sa-i mai raspunda, secretara ia banii si isi da bikinii jos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci Bula, ametit de succes, ii pune marea intrebare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si cat vrei pentru o partida de am0r?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 50 de dolari, cat imi da toata lumea de aici de la birou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu am bani s\u0103 v\u0103 platesc drumul dar am o urgenta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine rezolv\u0103m noi cumva! zise taximetristul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cam dup\u0103 5 km de cand pornisera la drum, taximetristul opri ma\u0219ina si scoase o p\u0103tur\u0103 din portbagaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hai! Pune-te jos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule nu pot face asta! Am un so\u021b \u0219i 2 copii acasa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i eu am o so\u021bie, 3 copii si 15 iepuri! Hai, adun\u0103 lucerna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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