{"id":1997,"date":"2024-06-30T06:23:06","date_gmt":"2024-06-30T06:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1997"},"modified":"2024-06-30T06:23:06","modified_gmt":"2024-06-30T06:23:06","slug":"un-barbat-gelos-suna-de-50-de-ori-in-timp-ce-sotia-era-la-dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1997","title":{"rendered":"Un b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori \u00een timp ce so\u021bia era la dentist"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><br>Ast\u0103zi, v\u0103 aducem \u00een prim-plan noi bancuri haioase la care s\u0103 r\u00e2zi cu poft\u0103! Un so\u021b gelos \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 partenera aflat\u0103 la dentist, pe scaun. Dup\u0103 zeci de apeluri, cel care s-a \u00eencumetat s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la telefon a fost chiar dentistul. R\u0103spusul st\u00e2rne\u0219te amuzament! Spor la r\u00e2s!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori \u00een timp ce so\u021bia era la dentist. La al 51-lea apel, dentistul ridic\u0103 telefonul \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 Am terminat. Acum scuip\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Citeste si urmatorul banc:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Presedintele S.U.A , presedintele Frantei si Ceausescu erau intr-un avion . Presedintele S.U.A scoate mana pe geam si spune:<br>\u2014 Asta e tara mea !<br>\u2013De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013Pentru ca am atins Statuia Libertatii!<br>Mai merg ce mai merg si presedintele Frantei scoate mana pe fereastra si spune:<br>\u2013Asta e tara mea!<br>\u2013De ce ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru ca am atins Turnul Effel!<br>Mai merg ce mai mer si Ceausescu scoate mana pe geam si spune:<br>\u2013Asta e tara mea !<br>\u2013De ce ?<br>\u2013Mi-au furat ceasul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ast\u0103zi, v\u0103 aducem \u00een prim-plan noi bancuri haioase la care s\u0103 r\u00e2zi cu poft\u0103! Un so\u021b gelos \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 partenera aflat\u0103 la dentist, pe scaun. Dup\u0103 zeci de apeluri, cel care s-a \u00eencumetat s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la telefon a fost chiar dentistul. R\u0103spusul st\u00e2rne\u0219te amuzament! Spor la r\u00e2s! Un b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori &#8230; <a title=\"Un b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori \u00een timp ce so\u021bia era la dentist\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1997\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori \u00een timp ce so\u021bia era la dentist\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1998,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}