Noaptea t\u00e2rziu sun\u0103 telefonul.
So\u021bia ridic\u0103 receptorul:
\u2013 Scumpo, sunt eu. Vin acas\u0103. Nu am \u00eent\u00e2rziat prea mult, nu?
\u2013 Nu, scumpule.
\u2013 Dar, pot s\u0103 vin cu 7-8 prieteni?
\u2013 Desigur, scumpule.
\u2013 Mai st\u0103m, mai vorbim\u2026
\u2013 Da, scumpule\u2026 v\u0103 preg\u0103tesc rapid ni\u0219te sandvi\u0219uri, o gustare, ceva?
B\u0103rbatul tace, apoi spune:
\u2013 M\u0103 scuza\u021bi,\u2026 sigur am gre\u0219it num\u0103rul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O viitoare mireasa merge la ginecolog pentru un control de rutina. Fiind mai din varful muntelui ii cam lipseau cunostintele de anatomie masculina. Dar isi ia inima in dinti si il intreaba pe medic:
\u2013 Ce e chestia aia care atarna intre picioarele logodnicului meu?
\u2013 Acela e un penis, domnisoara.
Viitoarea mireasa, sfioasa, intreba din nou:
\u2013 Si chestia aia rosie din varful penisului?
\u2013 Acela il numim capul penisului\u2026
Domnisoara, prinzand curaj, mai pune o intrebare:
\u2013 Si chestiile alea rotunde ce-s cam la 35 de cm de capul penisului?
Medicul, putin confuz:
\u2013 Domnisoara, la logodnicul dumneavoastra nu stiu cum e, dar la mine alea-s deja bucile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Noaptea t\u00e2rziu sun\u0103 telefonul.So\u021bia ridic\u0103 receptorul:\u2013 Scumpo, sunt eu. Vin acas\u0103. Nu am \u00eent\u00e2rziat prea mult, nu?\u2013 Nu, scumpule.\u2013 Dar, pot s\u0103 vin cu 7-8 prieteni?\u2013 Desigur, scumpule.\u2013 Mai st\u0103m, mai vorbim\u2026\u2013 Da, scumpule\u2026 v\u0103 preg\u0103tesc rapid ni\u0219te sandvi\u0219uri, o gustare, ceva?B\u0103rbatul tace, apoi spune:\u2013 M\u0103 scuza\u021bi,\u2026 sigur am gre\u0219it num\u0103rul! O viitoare mireasa merge … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1969,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1968"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}