Un mosneag de 119 ani si nevasta de 109 ani merg la tribunal pentru divort.
Cand ii vede, judecatorul ii intreaba:
\u2013 Dar de cati ani sunteti casatoriti?
\u2013 Apoi sa tot fie 80 de ani, raspunde mosul.
Judecatorul:
\u2013 Da\u2019 de cati ani nu va mai intelegeti?
\u2013 Pai cam de 50 de ani, domn judecator.
La care judecatorul, revoltat:
\u2013 Si atunci ce ati asteptat pana acum?
\u2013 Ei, sa moara copiii, ca sa nu sufere, raspunse mosul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dou\u0103 blonde, Maria si Ildiko, la examen:
\u2013 M\u0103rie, cum se scrie corect, piept sau pept?!
\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, Ildi, scrie \u015fi tu s\u00e2ni!
Scrie Ildiko, se uit\u0103 nedumerit\u0103 la foaie, se uit\u0103 la M\u0103ria\u2026
\u2013 M\u0103rie, zici tu c\u0103 e corect a\u015fa: \u201eIn s\u00e2nii mei bate o inim\u0103 de rom\u00e2n\u201d?!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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