Ni\u0219te gunoieri s-au dus s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 treaba \u00eentr-un cartier select \u0219i au avut parte de surpriza vie\u021bii lor.
Sun\u0103 unul dintre ei la u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde o blond\u0103 superb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am venit s\u0103 lu\u0103m gunoiul.
Blonda \u00eel pofte\u0219te \u00een cas\u0103, \u00eel serve\u0219te cu o cafea \u0219i apoi \u00eei face un oral. Iese gunoierul extaziat, le poveste\u0219te colegilor ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i se duce \u0219i al doilea gunoier. Se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 exact la fel. Apoi, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, a urmat \u0219i r\u00e2ndul \u0219oferului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu sunt \u0219oferul ma\u0219inii de gunoi.
Blonda \u00eei d\u0103 5 lei \u0219i \u00eei \u00eenchide u\u0219a \u00een nas. \u0218oferul sun\u0103 din nou \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe blond\u0103 de ce se poart\u0103 a\u0219a cu el. Iar ea r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Azi-diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2nd so\u021bul meu a plecat la serviciu, mi-a spus: \u201dVezi c\u0103 vin azi gunoierii. \u0218oferului \u00eei dai 5 lei \u0219i la restul m**e\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus
Un vapor se scufunda si supravietuiesc numai 7 persoane: un barbat si 6 femei.
Dupa saptamani de asteptari, femeilor le vine pofta. Asa ca se duc la barbat si ii spun. Acesta isi face un calendar in care are in fiecare zi una <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa 3 saptamani, intr-o duminica, singura lui zi libera, statea barbatul intins pe plaja, gandindu-se cum sa fuga, pentru ca nu mai rezista.
Cum statea el asa, vede un alt barbat inotand spre tarm. Bucuros incepe sa strige si cand celalalt ajunge la mal ii spune totul.
Ii mai spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum ca ai venit tu, o sa avem 3 zile fiecare si restul liber.
La care celalalt raspunde:
\u2013 Gresit, sunt\u2026!
\u2013 Ptiu, fi-ai al naibii, mi-ai mancat si duminica!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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