\u00centr-o vineri dup\u0103 amiaz\u0103 un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un magazin de bijuterii \u00eenso\u021bit de o tip\u0103 extrem de dragu\u021b\u0103.
\u2013 Arata\u021bi-mi un inel de logodna, v\u0103 rog.
Bijutierul scoate un inel cu diamant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Acesta cost\u0103 5.000 de dolari.
\u2013 Dom\u2019le, uita\u021bi-v\u0103 bine la domni\u0219oara \u0219i da\u021bi-mi ceva pe masur\u0103 frumuse\u021bii ei\u2026
Bijutierul se duce imediat \u00een spate la seif \u0219i scoate un inel cu un diamant formidabil. Ochii tipei se aprind c\u00e2nd \u00eel vede.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00a0Acesta face 60.000 de dolari.
\u2013 OK, \u00eel cump\u0103r. Am s\u0103 v\u0103 scriu un cec, \u0219i pentru ca e deja vineri sear\u0103, am s\u0103 v\u0103 rog s\u0103-l depune\u021bi la banc\u0103 pentru \u00eencasare luni de diminea\u021b\u0103 la prima ora. Apoi s\u0103-mi trimite\u021bi inelul la aceasta adres\u0103.
\u2013 Bine, domnule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Luni la pr\u00e2nz bijutierul foarte agitat apare personal la u\u0219a tipului:
\u2013 Domnule, dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u021bi un escroc. Cecul pe care mi l-a\u021bi dat nu are acoperire. Dumneavoastr\u0103 nu ave\u021bi nici un ban \u00een cont!
\u2013 \u0218tiu, zice omul nostru, dar \u00ee\u021bi dai seama ce weekend am avut?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula \u00eentarzie 10 minute de la scoala. Tatal sau \u00eel \u00eentreaba de ce a \u00eentarziat.
\u2013 Am ajutat o batranica sa traverseze strada\u2026
\u2013 Ooo, bravo, fiule! Uite, pentru ca ai dat dovada de bunatate, fac si eu un gest frumos. Uite 10 lei si mergi sa iti cumperi o inghetata\u2026A doua zi, acelasi scenariu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bula intarzie 10 minute si vine impreuna cu un coleg. Tatal il ia din nou la intrebari.
Pai, tata \u2013 eu impreuna cu Gigel am ajutat o batranica sa traverseze strada\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Foarte frumos. Uite, luati fiecare cate 10 lei sa va cumparati cate o inghetata\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A treia zi, Bula intarzie 40 de minute. Luat la intrebari, ii spune tatalui acelasi raspuns
\u2013 Am ajutat o batranica sa traverseze strada\u2026
\u2013 Bine, inteleg ca ai ajutat-o, dar 40 de minute ?
\u2013 Pai, daca ea nu vroia sa traverseze \u2026.Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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