{"id":1945,"date":"2024-06-28T10:50:46","date_gmt":"2024-06-28T10:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1945"},"modified":"2024-06-28T10:50:46","modified_gmt":"2024-06-28T10:50:46","slug":"vine-ion-acasa-de-la-oras-si-zice-catre-maria-hotarat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1945","title":{"rendered":"Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bancurile sunt cea mai bun\u0103 variant\u0103 pentru a trece peste o zi mai dificil\u0103. Cum este vineri, ai nevoie de o doz\u0103 de relaxare \u0219i pu\u021bin umor care s\u0103 te binedispun\u0103. Nu uita s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti \u0219i cu cei dragi pentru a le face \u0219i lor ziua mai frumoas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De aceast\u0103 dat\u0103, protagoni\u0219tii sunt doi so\u021bi, Ion \u0219i Maria, moment \u00een care b\u0103rbatul vrea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i surprind\u0103 so\u021bia. Doar c\u0103 fiecare are alte a\u0219tept\u0103ri. Iat\u0103 dialogul cel pu\u021bin hilar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Marie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele \u015fi \u00een pat iute!<br>\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, da mai am de lucru.<br>\u2013 Dac-am zis, am zis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vede Maria c\u0103 n-are \u00eencotro, se conformeaz\u0103. Se pune \u015fi Ion \u00een pat, trage plapuma peste ei \u015fi zice<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No, acum Marie, s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103t ce ceas cu fosfor mi-am cump\u0103rat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bancurile sunt cea mai bun\u0103 variant\u0103 pentru a trece peste o zi mai dificil\u0103. Cum este vineri, ai nevoie de o doz\u0103 de relaxare \u0219i pu\u021bin umor care s\u0103 te binedispun\u0103. Nu uita s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti \u0219i cu cei dragi pentru a le face \u0219i lor ziua mai frumoas\u0103. De aceast\u0103 dat\u0103, protagoni\u0219tii sunt doi &#8230; <a title=\"Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1945\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1947,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}