O blonda superba se duce la manastire si cere insistent sa vorbeasca cu maica stareta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce e, fata mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Maica stareta, trebuie sa ma ajuti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am pacatuit foarte tare si vreau ca Dumnezeu sa-mi ierte pacatele. Ce sa fac?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar ce s-a intamplat, fata mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Maica stareta, au profitat de mine 40 de barbati trei zile in sir. Ce sa fac sa-mi ierte Dumnezeu pacatele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fata mea, du-te acasa si bea zeama de la 40 de lamai trei zile si apoi intoarce-te la mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, maica stareta. Iti multumesc foarte mult!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pleaca blonda, bea zeama de la 40 de lamai 3 zile consecutiv si se intoarce la manastire<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maica stareta, am facut ce mi-ai spus. Mi-a iertat Dumnezeu pacatele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pacatele nu stiu daca ti le-a iertat, dar macar ti-a disparut ranjetul de satisfactie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ba, tu stii ce am patit ieri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce ai patit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mergeam prin parc si vad ca se apropie o femeie tanara si frumusica pe o bicicleta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cand a ajuns in drept cu mine, arunca bicicleta in tufis si isi smulge hainele de pe ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si-mi spune: \u2013 Ia-ti ce-ti trebuie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si ce ai facut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am luat bicicleta<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00a0Bine ai facut, hainele nu s-ar fi potrivi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O blonda superba se duce la manastire si cere insistent sa vorbeasca cu maica stareta. \u2013 Ce e, fata mea? \u2013 Maica stareta, trebuie sa ma ajuti. Am pacatuit foarte tare si vreau ca Dumnezeu sa-mi ierte pacatele. Ce sa fac? \u2013 Dar ce s-a intamplat, fata mea? \u2013 Maica stareta, au profitat de mine … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1857,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}