{"id":1812,"date":"2024-06-27T14:12:12","date_gmt":"2024-06-27T14:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1812"},"modified":"2024-06-27T14:12:12","modified_gmt":"2024-06-27T14:12:12","slug":"suna-o-blonda-la-politie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1812","title":{"rendered":"Suna o blonda la Politie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mi-au spart masina, mi-au furat totul\u2026si volanul si pedalele si schimbatorul de viteze, totul\u2026\u2026 Peste 5 min isi da cu palma peste cap si suna iar la politie:<br>\u2013 Va rog sa ma scuzati, m-am urcat in spate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 De unde vi la ora asta?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am fost la verisoara mea ce naiba te aprinzi asa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe unde ai umblat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe la naiba sa te ia am umblat, am stat in casa si ne-am uitat la Nora pentru mama, nu am umblat nicaieri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si cu parul deranjat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Zi ca un nenorocit ca e deranjat .. Cand ti-am cerut bani de coafor ai zis ca n-ai ca i-ai pierdut la pacanele<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"270\" height=\"404\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_5766.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1813\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_5766.png 270w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_5766-200x300.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi-au spart masina, mi-au furat totul\u2026si volanul si pedalele si schimbatorul de viteze, totul\u2026\u2026 Peste 5 min isi da cu palma peste cap si suna iar la politie:\u2013 Va rog sa ma scuzati, m-am urcat in spate! \u2013 De unde vi la ora asta? \u2013 Am fost la verisoara mea ce naiba te aprinzi asa? &#8230; <a title=\"Suna o blonda la Politie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1812\" aria-label=\"Read more about Suna o blonda la Politie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1814,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}