Se duce Bul\u0103 la o ferm\u0103, cheam\u0103 fermierul \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am venit s\u0103 m\u0103 angajezi la ferma ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 S\u0103 te angajez? Pai ce \u0219tii tu, m\u0103, s\u0103 faci ca s\u0103 te angajez?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu pot s\u0103 vorbesc cu animalele! Mirat, fermierul \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Du-te, m\u0103, de-aici, c\u0103 nimeni nu vorbe\u0219te cu animalele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 crezi, pune-m\u0103 la prob\u0103, uite.. hai s\u0103 mergem la iap\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se duc ei la iap\u0103 \u0219i Bul\u0103 zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ia zi tu, iap\u0103, ce ai f\u0103cut azi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cencepe iapa s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103. Fermierul r\u0103m\u00e2ne stupefiat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i ce s\u0103 fac, am tras la c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103, am m\u00e2ncat \u0219i apoi mi-a tras-o arm\u0103sarul toat\u0103 ziua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dac\u0103 nici acum nu crezi, hai s\u0103 mergem la vac\u0103. Ce ai f\u0103cut tu, vac\u0103, azi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i ce s\u0103 fac, am p\u0103scut pe miri\u0219te, apoi m-a muls fermierul, apoi mi-a tras-o boul toat\u0103 ziua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fermierul r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte, nu-i vine s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 aude animalele vorbind\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nici acum nu m\u0103 crezi?! Uite, hai s\u0103 mergem \u0219i la capr\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fermierul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Aaa, nuuu, nu mergem la capr\u0103! Capra e o mincinoas\u0103, las\u0103 c\u0103 t\u0103 angajez!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BONUS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 1. Un poli\u0163ist s-a urcat \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163at pe mas\u0103 s\u0103 schimbe un bec.<\/strong> 2. O blond\u0103 trece cu ma\u015fina peste un poli\u0163ist \u015fi-l omoar\u0103.<\/strong> <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n 3. Un poli\u0163ist vine seara acas\u0103.<\/strong> 4. Doi politi\u015fti de la Rutier\u0103 opresc un mo\u015f cu o c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103, hot\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 de el:<\/strong> 5. Doi politi\u015fti sunt la un examen de limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 o propozi\u0163ie.<\/strong> Se duce Bul\u0103 la o ferm\u0103, cheam\u0103 fermierul \u0219i \u00eei spune: \u2013 Am venit s\u0103 m\u0103 angajezi la ferma ta! \u2013 S\u0103 te angajez? Pai ce \u0219tii tu, m\u0103, s\u0103 faci ca s\u0103 te angajez? \u2013 Eu pot s\u0103 vorbesc cu animalele! Mirat, fermierul \u00eei zice: \u2013 Du-te, m\u0103, de-aici, c\u0103 nimeni nu vorbe\u0219te cu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
So\u0163ia \u00eei spune:
– Trebuia s\u0103 pui m\u0103car un ziar pe mas\u0103\u2026
– Nu-i nimic, \u015fi a\u015fa ajung!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sun\u0103 la Poli\u0163ie \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua. Sunte\u0163i 112?
\u2013 Da.
\u2013 Am sunat s\u0103 v\u0103 spun c\u0103 acum sunte\u0163i 111.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lumina era stins\u0103, so\u0163ia se culcase.
C\u00e2nd s\u0103 se bage \u015fi el \u00een pat, so\u0163ia se scoal\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei cere o aspirin\u0103.
Poli\u0163istul se ridic\u0103, se \u00eembrac\u0103 pe \u00eentuneric \u015fi pleac\u0103 la farmacia din col\u0163.
Acolo farmacistul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Nu sunte\u0163i cumva ofi\u0163er de poli\u0163ie?
\u2013 Ba da.
\u2013 P\u0103i atunci de ce acum sunte\u0163i \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een pompier?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Permisul \u015fi talonul, v\u0103 rog!
Mo\u015ful ridic\u0103 coada calului:
– V\u0103 rog, servi\u0163i-v\u0103 din torpedou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Primul poli\u0163ist spune:
– Pe c\u00e2mp sunt 2 boi.
Al doilea spune:
– Nu… Nu e bine pentru c\u0103 lumea o s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 noi suntem boii.
– Stai c\u0103 \u015ftiu eu una mai bun\u0103: “Pe c\u00e2mp sunt 2 boi \u00een afar\u0103 de noi 2”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"