{"id":1782,"date":"2024-06-26T06:29:24","date_gmt":"2024-06-26T06:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1782"},"modified":"2024-06-26T06:29:24","modified_gmt":"2024-06-26T06:29:24","slug":"cica-un-doctor-avea-o-amanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1782","title":{"rendered":"Cic\u0103 un doctor avea o amanta\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cica un doctor avea o amanta, si dupa vreo 6 luni de la ultima lor aventura, vine tipa si ii spune:<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Am pus-o, sunt insarcinata si nu mai pot sa fac nimic.<br>\u2013 Asta e, ii raspunde doctorul, fa-l ca vedem noi cum ne descurcam.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dupa ce naste tipa au ei grija un timp de copil, pana vine un popa la consult:<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, ma doare burta rau de tot.<br>\u2013 Imediat iti fac o injectie si te rezolv parinte.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Face doctorul un somnifer, iar cand se trezeste popa, vede un copil langa el.<br>\u2013 Ai nascut parinte!<br>\u2013 Binecuvantat fie Domnul, am nascut, ii al meu si-l iau acasa.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dupa vreo 20 de ani popa tragea sa moara si isi cheama fiul la capatii.<br>\u2013 Mai baiete, hai sa-ti spun secretul vietii tale:<br>\u2013 Eu nu sunt tat\u0103l tau, eu sunt mama ta. TAT\u0102L TAU E CLOPOTARUL.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Un tip da sa traverseze strada. O voce suava in spatele lui:<br>\u2212 Nu traversa!<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Omul nu traverseaza si in fata lui accident groaznic, trece un autobuz pe rosu, pietonii mor toti etc.<br>Ajunge omul la gara, da sa cumpere un bilet la tren, aceeasi voce:<br>\u2212 Nu cumpara bilet la trenul asta!<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Omul nu cumpara si a doua zi afla ca trenul a deraiat si au murit toti calatorii.<br>\u2212 Doamne, iti multumesc ca ai grija de mine, spune omul cu voce tare.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2212 Nu este Domnul, sopteste vocea suava, sunt eu, ingerul tau pazitor!<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2212 Ingerul meu pazitor! (se mira omul), stii, tare mult mi-am dorit sa te vad, nu ai putea sa te transformi intr-o gaza, un fluture, ceva\u2026?<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Un fluture vine si se asaza in palma omului. Omul striveste in pumn fluturasul, mormaind printre dintii inclestati:<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2212 Unde erai, ma, cand m-am insurat?<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cica un doctor avea o amanta, si dupa vreo 6 luni de la ultima lor aventura, vine tipa si ii spune: \u2013 Am pus-o, sunt insarcinata si nu mai pot sa fac nimic.\u2013 Asta e, ii raspunde doctorul, fa-l ca vedem noi cum ne descurcam. Dupa ce naste tipa au ei grija un timp de &#8230; <a title=\"Cic\u0103 un doctor avea o amanta\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1782\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cic\u0103 un doctor avea o amanta\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1783,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}