O femeie aflat\u0103 \u00een autobuz vorbe\u0219te tare la telefon:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u2026 \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenchipui drag\u0103, intru eu \u00een dormitor, iar acolo el, nesim\u021bitul, se giugiulea cu vecina noastr\u0103! V\u0103z\u00e2nd eu asta, \u00een v\u00e2rful degetelor m-am furi\u0219at la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i am luat\u2026 ioiii!\u2026 sorry Anco, e oprirea mea, trebuie s\u0103 cobor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seara la ora 18 c\u00e2nd ies de la serviciu, \u00ee\u021bi povestesc mai departe..Pa, pa..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
18 seara. Aceea\u0219i femeie urc\u0103 \u00een autobuz, iar acolo cam aceia\u0219i pasageri. U\u0219ile se \u00eenchid, iar \u00een ultimul moment, g\u00e2f\u00e2ind, reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 intre \u0219i o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 care abia \u00ee\u0219i tr\u0103gea sufletul :
\u2013 Off.. Nu am \u00eent\u00e2rziat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0219i uit\u00e2ndu-se la ceas, apoi la femeie, zice:
\u2013 Ce te holbezi a\u0219a la mine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sun-o pe Anca, e 6!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri <\/strong>\u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesoara nervoas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for<\/strong>, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul\u00a0acas\u0103\u00a0<\/strong>doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" O femeie aflat\u0103 \u00een autobuz vorbe\u0219te tare la telefon: \u2013 \u2026 \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenchipui drag\u0103, intru eu \u00een dormitor, iar acolo el, nesim\u021bitul, se giugiulea cu vecina noastr\u0103! V\u0103z\u00e2nd eu asta, \u00een v\u00e2rful degetelor m-am furi\u0219at la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i am luat\u2026 ioiii!\u2026 sorry Anco, e oprirea mea, trebuie s\u0103 cobor. Seara la ora 18 c\u00e2nd ies … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1780,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1779\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}