O femeie se decide s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi duc\u0103 so\u0163ul \u00eentr-un club de striptease pentru a s\u0103rb\u0103tori ziua sa de na\u015ftere. La intrare, paznicul \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103:
\u2013 Salut, Dane, ce mai faci?
So\u0163ia, uimit\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 a mai fost acolo.
\u2013 A, nu. E din echipa mea de bowling.
A\u015feza\u0163i la o mas\u0103, vine o chelneri\u0163\u0103 \u015fi-i aduce direct un Budweiser.
So\u0163ia devine din ce \u00een ce mai agitat\u0103:
\u2013 Cum de \u015ftia ce bere bei?
\u2013 Tipa face parte din liga de bowling feminin. Ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim adesea cu ele.
O stripteuz\u0103 se \u00eendreapt\u0103 direct c\u0103tre masa lor \u015fi spune:
\u2013 Buna, D\u0103nu\u0163! Vrei dansul obi\u015fnuit?
So\u0163ia nervoas\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi smulge geanta \u015fi iese val-v\u00e2rtej afar\u0103. Dan fuge dup\u0103 ea \u015fi o prinde chiar c\u00e2nd se urca \u00eentr-un taxi. Chiar \u00eenainte de a tr\u00e2nti u\u015fa, se urc\u0103 \u015fi el \u00een taxi. Degeaba \u00eencerca s\u0103 \u00eei explice cum probabil l-a confundat stripteuza, c\u0103 nevasta nu \u00eel credea \u015fi continua s\u0103 vocifereze \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eel fac\u0103 albie de porci. La care \u015foferul taxiului \u00eentoarce capul \u015fi zice:
\u2013 Doamne, Dane, se pare c\u0103 \u00een seara asta ai ag\u0103\u0163at o adevarat\u0103 scorpie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip cu o tip\u0103 , dup\u0103 o \u00eent\u00e2lnite de succes, merg \u00eempreun\u0103 pe aleea casei lui\u2026
La un moment dat, tipul o \u00eentreab\u0103\u2026:
\u2014 Vrei sa mergi pe la mine, sa bem o cafea\u2026?
\u2014 P\u0103i , hai sa-ti zic ce-am constatat\u2026: imi dau seama de fiecare b\u0103rbat cum este \u00een pat, dup\u0103 cum bag\u0103 cheia in broasc\u0103\u2026 adic\u0103 dac\u0103 o bagi repede, smucit, inseamna ca esti animalic si nu-mi place chestia asta\u2026; \u00een schimb, dac\u0103 bajbai \u0219i nu nimere\u0219ti yala, \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu esti experimentat si iar nu \u00eemi place\u2026
\u2014 Domni\u0219oar\u0103\u2026 nu stiu cum fac ceilal\u021bi , dar eu \u00eenainte de a \u00eencerca cheia, ling broasca a\u0219a de bine c\u0103 uneori se deschide singur\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O femeie se decide s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi duc\u0103 so\u0163ul \u00eentr-un club de striptease pentru a s\u0103rb\u0103tori ziua sa de na\u015ftere. La intrare, paznicul \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103:\u2013 Salut, Dane, ce mai faci?So\u0163ia, uimit\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 a mai fost acolo.\u2013 A, nu. E din echipa mea de bowling.A\u015feza\u0163i la o mas\u0103, vine o chelneri\u0163\u0103 \u015fi-i aduce direct un … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1777,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}