A\u0219a a \u00eenceput cearta. Urm\u0103ream \u00een pat, l\u00e2ng\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea, emisiunea \u201eVrei s\u0103 fii miliardar?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-am \u00eentors c\u0103tre ea \u0219i am \u00eentrebat-o: \u201eVrei s\u0103 facem dragoste?
\u201eNu\u201d, mi-a r\u0103spuns ea.
\u201eAcesta e r\u0103spunsul t\u0103u final?\u201d, am \u00eentrebat-o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De data asta nici nu m-a privit c\u00e2nd mi-a r\u0103spuns c\u0103 da.
A\u0219a c\u0103 am spus: \u201eAtunci a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 sun o prietena\u2026\u201d
\u0218i atunci a \u00eenceput cearta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un barbat merge la psihiatru:<\/strong> Relaxeaza-te, respira adanc si incearca sa te calmezi. Acum spune-mi, unde mai precis e barul acesta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A\u0219a a \u00eenceput cearta. Urm\u0103ream \u00een pat, l\u00e2ng\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea, emisiunea \u201eVrei s\u0103 fii miliardar?\u201d M-am \u00eentors c\u0103tre ea \u0219i am \u00eentrebat-o: \u201eVrei s\u0103 facem dragoste?\u201eNu\u201d, mi-a r\u0103spuns ea.\u201eAcesta e r\u0103spunsul t\u0103u final?\u201d, am \u00eentrebat-o. De data asta nici nu m-a privit c\u00e2nd mi-a r\u0103spuns c\u0103 da.A\u0219a c\u0103 am spus: \u201eAtunci a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 sun o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1774,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Doctore, sotia mea e infidela. In fiecare seara merge la barul pescarilor si agata barbati. Chiar mai rau, se culca cu oricine o intreaba! Inebunesc! Ce crezi ca ar trebui sa fac? Doctorul raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n