Ion cu sotia sa merg in vizita la Vasile acasa\u2026 Jucand carti la masa, Ion scapa din greseala o carte si cand se apleaca sa o ia baga de seama ca sotia lui Vasile nu poarta chilo..
Dupa ce termina ei jocul, aceasta il prinde singur prin bucatarie si-l intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ti-a placut ce-ai vazut sub masa? O poti avea pentru 100 \u20ac. Vino sambata dupa-amiaza pe la 2.00, ca Vasile e la munca\u2026
Trec zilele, sambata la 2.00 vine Ion, ii da 100 \u20ac, isi face de cap cu ea si pleaca multumit. Pe la 4.30 vine si Vasile acasa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta, a fost Ion azi pe-aici?
\u2013 A fost\u2026 zice ea cam cu juma\u2019 de gura.
\u2013 Ti-a dat 100 \u20ac?
\u2013 Mi-a dat\u2026 zice ea, cu teama ca Vasile o fi \u00abmirosit\u00bb ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bun! Ca a trecut azi dimineata pe la serviciu, mi-a cerut 100 \u20ac imprumut si a zis ca ti-i da tie dupa-amiaza\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trei \u021b\u0103rani se mut\u0103 la ora\u0219. Dupa 3 luni, ei se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103-\u0219i povesteasc\u0103 cum s-au adaptat la ora\u0219\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Primul:<\/strong> Al doilea:<\/strong> B\u0103, eu am probleme cu vecinii. Cand m\u0103 \u00eentorc seara pe la 3 noaptea, cum stau la etajul 8\u2026 ajung \u00een fa\u021ba liftului \u0219i acolo scrie clar: \u201ePentru 4 persoane\u201d\u2026. a\u0219a c\u0103 trezesc \u00eenca 3 vecini ca s\u0103 pot urca\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ion cu sotia sa merg in vizita la Vasile acasa\u2026 Jucand carti la masa, Ion scapa din greseala o carte si cand se apleaca sa o ia baga de seama ca sotia lui Vasile nu poarta chilo..Dupa ce termina ei jocul, aceasta il prinde singur prin bucatarie si-l intreaba: \u2013 Ti-a placut ce-ai vazut sub … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1771,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 B\u0103, e r\u0103u la ora\u0219, mai ales cu sc\u0103rile. La noi numai urcai c\u00e2teva sc\u0103ri \u0219i ajungeai \u00een cas\u0103. Aici tre\u2019 sa urc numai \u00een zig-zag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103, eu am probleme cu apa. La noi era ap\u0103 la f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103, scoteai apa frumos din f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i beai apa, aici dup\u0103 ce trag apa, p\u00e2na bag capul \u00een W C, se scurge toat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n