{"id":1763,"date":"2024-06-25T06:55:07","date_gmt":"2024-06-25T06:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1763"},"modified":"2024-06-25T06:55:07","modified_gmt":"2024-06-25T06:55:07","slug":"ce-se-intampla-cand-o-blonda-fara-bani-se-urca-intr-un-taxi-cam-dupa-5-km","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1763","title":{"rendered":"ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd o blond\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 bani se urc\u0103 \u00eentr-un taxi. \u201eCam dup\u0103 5 km\u2026\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>\u00cen lumea haioas\u0103 a \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rilor cotidiene, taxiurile \u0219i restaurantele par a fi locurile perfecte pentru a aduna pove\u0219ti care s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2zi. Iat\u0103 dou\u0103 anecdote savuroase din aceast\u0103 categorie ce v\u0103 vor face s\u0103 z\u00e2mbi\u021bi larg \u00een aceast\u0103 zi.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Locurile comune precum taxiurile \u0219i restaurantele devin adesea scenarii pline de perle amuzante. Ast\u0103zi, ne \u00eendrept\u0103m aten\u021bia spre dou\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri cu adev\u0103rat savuroase, ce au avut loc \u00een mijlocul z\u00e2mbetelor \u0219i r\u00e2setelor. Haide\u021bi s\u0103 ne amuz\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 privim latura amuzant\u0103 a vie\u021bii, acolo unde comediile involuntare sunt la ordinea zilei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd o blond\u0103 se urc\u0103 \u00eentr-un taxi<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu am bani s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc drumul dar am o urgen\u021b\u0103!<br>\u2013 Bine rezolv\u0103m noi cumva! zise taximetristul.<br>Cam dup\u0103 5 km de c\u00e2nd porniser\u0103 la drum, taximetristul opri ma\u0219ina si scoase o p\u0103tur\u0103 din portbagaj.<br>\u2013 Hai! Pune-te jos!<br>\u2013 Domnule nu pot face asta! Am un so\u021b \u0219i 2 copii acasa!<br>\u2013 \u0218i eu am o so\u021bie, 3 copii si 15 iepuri! Hai, adun\u0103 lucerna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Doi so\u021bi sco\u021bieni \u00een luna de miere la un restaurant chinezesc<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd vede chelnerul ca m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 doar so\u021bul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe so\u021bia acestuia:<br>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, dumneavoastr\u0103 de ce nu m\u00e2nca\u021bi, sunt probleme cu m\u00e2ncarea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah, nicidecum, a\u0219tept ca s\u0103 termine\u00a0so\u021bul meu\u00a0pentru a-mi \u00eemprumuta proteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen lumea haioas\u0103 a \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rilor cotidiene, taxiurile \u0219i restaurantele par a fi locurile perfecte pentru a aduna pove\u0219ti care s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2zi. Iat\u0103 dou\u0103 anecdote savuroase din aceast\u0103 categorie ce v\u0103 vor face s\u0103 z\u00e2mbi\u021bi larg \u00een aceast\u0103 zi. 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