{"id":1760,"date":"2024-06-24T18:40:16","date_gmt":"2024-06-24T18:40:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1760"},"modified":"2024-06-24T18:40:16","modified_gmt":"2024-06-24T18:40:16","slug":"vasilica-ce-e-tatal-tau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1760","title":{"rendered":"VASILIC\u0102, CE E TAT\u0102L T\u0102U?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em><strong>Vasilic\u0103, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>-Gunoier.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Nu se spune gunoier, ci lucr\u0103tor la Salubritate. Petric\u0103, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>-Gropar.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>-Nu se spune gropar, ci lucr\u0103tor la Pompe Funebre. Bul\u0103, ce e tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>-Dj la Mystic Club.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>-Cum adic\u0103?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>-Clopotar la biseric\u0103\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 se duce la tat\u0103l lui \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tat\u0103, de unde se trag oamenii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Din Adam \u015fi Eva, fiule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nemul\u021bumit de r\u0103spuns, Bul\u0103 se duce \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103 \u015fi pe mama lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mam\u0103, de unde se trag oamenii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Oameni se trag din maimu\u0163e, Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seara la cin\u0103, Bul\u0103 spune, revoltat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tat\u0103, mama mi-a spus c\u0103 oamenii se trag din maimu\u0163e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ap\u0103i, fiule, fiecare cu neamul lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce meserie au p\u0103rin\u021bii vo\u0219tri?, \u00eentreab\u0103 profesoara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tata e inginer, zice Gheorghe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tata e mecanic, zice Ionel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tata e \u0219ef, zice Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum a\u0219a, Bul\u0103?, \u00eentreab\u0103 mirat\u0103 profesoara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Are 500 de oameni sub el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cu ce se ocup\u0103, deci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Taie iarb\u0103-n cimitir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vasilic\u0103, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u? -Gunoier. Nu se spune gunoier, ci lucr\u0103tor la Salubritate. Petric\u0103, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u? -Gropar. -Nu se spune gropar, ci lucr\u0103tor la Pompe Funebre. Bul\u0103, ce e tat\u0103l t\u0103u? -Dj la Mystic Club. -Cum adic\u0103? -Clopotar la biseric\u0103\u201d Bul\u0103 se duce la tat\u0103l lui \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Tat\u0103, de unde se &#8230; <a title=\"VASILIC\u0102, CE E TAT\u0102L T\u0102U?\u201d\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1760\" aria-label=\"Read more about VASILIC\u0102, CE E TAT\u0102L T\u0102U?\u201d\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1761,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}