{"id":176,"date":"2024-04-19T10:36:44","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T10:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=176"},"modified":"2024-10-10T05:22:44","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T05:22:44","slug":"italianca-si-menajera-romanca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=176","title":{"rendered":"O italianc\u0103 dintr-o familie catolic\u0103 conservatoare s-a c\u0103s\u0103torit virgin\u0103."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O italianc\u0103 dintr-o familie catolic\u0103 conservatoare s-a c\u0103s\u0103torit virgin\u0103.<br>\u00cenainte de noaptea nun\u021bii, vorbe\u0219te cu menajera ei rom\u00e2nc\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mi-e team\u0103 pentru c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu aproape nimic despre o rela\u021bia intim\u0103 dintre un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie! M-ai ajuta cu un sfat?<br>Menajera \u00eei r\u0103spunse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-S\u0103 nu-\u021bi fie fric\u0103 draga mea! Voi fi \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i voi g\u0103ti spaghete. Dac\u0103 te deranjeaz\u0103 ceva, ie\u0219i \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103-m\u0103 !<br>Merg cei doi \u00een dormitor..<br>La un moment dat, t\u00e2n\u0103ra mireas\u0103 a ie\u0219it \u00eengrijorat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Wow, are o multime de p\u0103r pe piept! Este normal?<br>Menajera a r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Draga mea, to\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii adev\u0103ra\u021bi au p\u0103r pe piept! F\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103.. e\u0219ti pe drumul cel bun.<br>Dup\u0103 un timp, fata a ap\u0103rut din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Wow, are picioarele p\u0103roase!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Draga mea, to\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii adev\u0103ra\u021bi au picioare p\u0103roase! F\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103.. continu\u0103!<br>Cinci minute mai t\u00e2rziu, mireasa apare destul de alarmat\u0103 :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Wow, are o p**\u0103 foarte mare!<br>Menajera \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Offf, drag\u0103! R\u0103m\u00e2i aici \u0219i ocup\u0103-te de spaghete! Asta deja e treaba menajerei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion pe patul de moarte, mai are putin pana sa-si dea duhul\u2026 Cu ultimele puteri o intreaba pe Marie:<br>\u2013 Marie, acu\u2019 ca mai am putin si mor, vreau sa te intreb ceva. As vrea sa imi zici daca tu m-ai inselat vreodata?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Marie sta un pic si se uita la Ion si ii raspunde.<br>\u2013 Ma Ioane, da\u2019 daca nu mori?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O italianc\u0103 dintr-o familie catolic\u0103 conservatoare s-a c\u0103s\u0103torit virgin\u0103.\u00cenainte de noaptea nun\u021bii, vorbe\u0219te cu menajera ei rom\u00e2nc\u0103: -Mi-e team\u0103 pentru c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu aproape nimic despre o rela\u021bia intim\u0103 dintre un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie! M-ai ajuta cu un sfat?Menajera \u00eei r\u0103spunse: -S\u0103 nu-\u021bi fie fric\u0103 draga mea! 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