Doi ardeleni st\u0103teau de vorb\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103, io nu mai pot! De c\u00e2nd cu Chefi la Cutite, muierea mea o luat-o razna! Ieri o f\u0103cut ciorb\u0103 de fasole cu smochine. Smochine, b\u0103, smochine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mie-mi zici? A mea o pus piersici \u00een toc\u0103ni\u0163a de cartofi\u2026 cic\u0103 s\u0103-i dea un fleiv\u0103r modern\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mi-i \u015fi fric\u0103 s\u0103 vin acas\u0103, c\u0103 cine \u015ftie ce bl\u0103st\u0103m\u0103\u0163ie pune pe mas\u0103. O trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 cu rodii\u2026 Cu rodii, b\u0103, cu rodii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Io m\u0103n\u00e2nc pe ascuns, c\u0103 mi-i mil\u0103 s-o jignesc\u2026 O f\u0103cut sarmale umplute cu creve\u0163i. Am a\u015fteptat s\u0103 adoarm\u0103 ca s\u0103 m\u00e2nc un parizer cinstit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A mea i-o pus la prunc la \u015fcoal\u0103 pit\u0103 cu untur\u0103 \u015fi cu rucola\u2026
\u2013 Asta nu-i nimic: am \u0163inut poman\u0103 dup\u0103 m\u0103-sa \u015fi o f\u0103cut coliv\u0103 cu mascarpone \u015fi sirop de ar\u0163ar\u2026 flambat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 At\u00e2ta am vorbit de m\u00e2ncare, c\u0103 amu mi s-o f\u0103cut sete!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ie, \u015fi mie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No, hai s\u0103 merem la cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103, s\u0103 pu\u015fc\u0103m ni\u015fte shot-uri de Jagermeister!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doi ardeleni st\u0103teau de vorb\u0103: \u2013 B\u0103, io nu mai pot! De c\u00e2nd cu Chefi la Cutite, muierea mea o luat-o razna! Ieri o f\u0103cut ciorb\u0103 de fasole cu smochine. Smochine, b\u0103, smochine! \u2013 Mie-mi zici? A mea o pus piersici \u00een toc\u0103ni\u0163a de cartofi\u2026 cic\u0103 s\u0103-i dea un fleiv\u0103r modern\u2026 \u2013 Mi-i \u015fi fric\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1758,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}