{"id":1750,"date":"2024-06-24T10:26:20","date_gmt":"2024-06-24T10:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1750"},"modified":"2025-05-16T05:02:02","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T05:02:02","slug":"ion-si-maria-in-pat-la-un-moment-dat-se-aude-o-voce-ioane-vezi-ca-maria-te-insealase-uita-ion-in-stanga-se-uita-in-dreapta-se-gandeste-ca-i-s-a-parut-se-culca-la-loc-vocea-din-nou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1750","title":{"rendered":"Ion si Maria in pat. La un moment dat se aude o voce:\u2013 Ioane, vezi ca Maria te inseala!Se uita Ion in stanga, se uita in dreapta, se gandeste ca i s-a parut, se culca la loc.Vocea, din nou:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ion si Maria in pat. La un moment dat se aude o voce:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ioane, vezi ca Maria te inseala!
Se uita Ion in stanga, se uita in dreapta, se gandeste ca i s-a parut, se culca la loc.
Vocea, din nou:
\u2013 Ioane, te inseala Maria, mai, pe bune, hai la fereastra sa vezi!
\u2013 Ba du-te lasa-ma ca Maria-i aici langa mine in pat!
-Ioane, iesi afara si te uita pe fereastra! Maria te inseala!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se enerveaza Ion si iese afara sa vada cine il tot streseaza. \u201cVocea\u201d, care de fapt era Vasile, amantul Mariei, in clipa in care Ion iese afara, se strecoara in casa si incepe sa o \u201cpompeze\u201dpe Maria.
Ion, ajuns la fereastra, exclama:
\u2013 Ni, ma, sa-mi bag picioarele, ca de aici asa se vede!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Un medic chinez \u015fi-a deschis o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103 \u00een SUA \u015fi la intrare a afi\u015fat o reclam\u0103 mare pe care scria: \u201cTratamentul cost\u0103 20 de dolari, \u00een caz c\u0103 boala nu v\u0103 trece, v\u0103 vom returna 100 de dolari.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un avocat, consider\u00e2nd o bun\u0103 ocazie de a face rost de 100 de dolari, intr\u0103 \u00een clinic\u0103:publicitate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chinezul: \u2013 Sor\u0103, adu medicamentul din cutia num\u0103rul \u015fapte \u015fi picura\u0163i-i pacientului \u00een gur\u0103 trei pic\u0103turi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avocatul: \u2013 Ptiu, este benzin\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chinezul: \u2013 Felicit\u0103ri, v-a\u0163i rec\u0103p\u0103tat gustul, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pl\u0103te\u015fte iritat avocatul \u015fi pleac\u0103 clocind o r\u0103zbunare\u2026 Vine \u00eenapoi a doua zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avocatul: \u2013 Mi-a disp\u0103rut memoria, nu-mi mai amintesc nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chinezul: \u2013 Sor\u0103, adu medicamentul din cutia num\u0103rul \u015fapte \u015fi picura\u0163i-i pacientului \u00een gur\u0103 trei pic\u0103turi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avocatul, enervat: \u2013 Nuuu, acolo este benzin\u0103! Mi-a\u0163i dat \u015fi ieri!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chinezul: \u2013 Felicit\u0103ri, v-a\u0163i rec\u0103p\u0103tat memoria, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avocatul, gata s\u0103 crape de ciud\u0103, pl\u0103te\u015fte cei 20 de dolari dar bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 se \u00eentoarce a treia zi pentru a recupera banii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avocatul: \u2013 Am o vedere foarte proast\u0103, aproape c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 v\u0103d nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chinezul: \u2013 Din p\u0103cate nu am nimic pentru tratarea acestei boli. Pofti\u0163i cei o sut\u0103 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avocatul, fericit, ia bancnota dar c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 la ea vede c\u0103-i de 20 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avocatul: \u2013 Dar\u2026nu sunt dec\u00e2t 20 de dolari!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chinezul: \u2013 Felicit\u0103ri, v-ati rec\u0103p\u0103tat vederea cea bun\u0103, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avocatul: \u2013 Mi-am pierdut gustul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ion si Maria in pat. La un moment dat se aude o voce: \u2013 Ioane, vezi ca Maria te inseala!Se uita Ion in stanga, se uita in dreapta, se gandeste ca i s-a parut, se culca la loc.Vocea, din nou:\u2013 Ioane, te inseala Maria, mai, pe bune, hai la fereastra sa vezi!\u2013 Ba du-te lasa-ma … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5178,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750\/revisions\/5178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}