Leul \u015ftia din surse sigure c\u0103 leoaica \u00eel \u00een\u015feal\u0103. Se duce la veveri\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stai \u00een pom l\u00e2ng\u0103 casa mea vreo trei zile \u015fi vezi care se distreaz\u0103 cu leoaica mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te-oi r\u0103spl\u0103ti eu pe tine. St\u0103 veveri\u0163a vreo trei seri s\u0103 p\u0103zeasc\u0103, \u00eel vede pe iepura\u015f pe la leoaic\u0103 \u015fi se duce la leu:
\u2013 Leule, am aflat cine se distreaz\u0103 cu nevasta ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, dar nu-mi spune acum. Face leul \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 cu toate animalele \u015fi spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Peste doar c\u00e2teva secunde voi afla cine se distreaz\u0103 cu nevasta mea \u015fi \u00eel voi spanzura. Pofti\u0163i doamna veveri\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Leule, e \u0103la cu urechile lungi. Iepurele \u00ee\u015fi suflec\u0103 urechile \u015fi \u00eei zice prietenului s\u0103u:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ptiu, ptiu, ai \u00eencurcat-o m\u0103gare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci, furnicu\u021bo, unde alergi \u00een halul \u0103sta?
\u2013 P\u0103i, cum, m\u0103rite rege, n-ai auzit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, ce este?
\u2013 S-a produs un accident \u00eengrozitor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Zi odat\u0103 ce este?!
\u2013 P\u0103i, s-au ciocnit elefantul \u0219i hipopotanul, r\u0103u de tot\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, \u0219i ce treab\u0103 ai tu, de ce alergi ca disperata?
\u2013 M\u0103 duc s\u0103 donez s\u00e2nge!
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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