Un om s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci?, \u00eentreb\u0103 cel din Porsche. \u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine! V\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea \u015feful se minun\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Normal, suntem prieteni vechi. A doua zi trece un Ferari:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?, \u00eentreb\u0103 \u015feful. \u2013 Normal, eu \u00eel \u015ftiu \u015fi pe Papa de la Roma. Enervat, \u015feful merge cu Gheorghe \u00een Vatican, \u015feful st\u0103 \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eel vede ie\u015find pe Pap\u0103 \u015fi pe Gheorge d\u00e2nd m\u00e2na. \u015eeful le\u015fin\u0103. Gheorghe se duce \u00eel treze\u015fte \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-E\u015fti bine, \u015fefule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, doar c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd ai dat m\u00e2na cu Papa, prin spatele t\u0103u au trecut un grup de chinezi care au zis: \u201eUite-l pe Gheorghe, dar mo\u015fu\u2019 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 cine-o fi?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a a \u00eenceput cearta. Urm\u0103ream \u00een pat, l\u00e2ng\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea, emisiunea \u201eVrei s\u0103 fii miliardar?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-am \u00eentors c\u0103tre ea \u0219i am \u00eentrebat-o: \u201eVrei s\u0103 facem dragoste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNu\u201d, mi-a r\u0103spuns ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAcesta e r\u0103spunsul t\u0103u final?\u201d, am \u00eentrebat-o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De data asta nici nu m-a privit c\u00e2nd mi-a r\u0103spuns c\u0103 da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a c\u0103 am spus: \u201eAtunci a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 sun o prietena\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i atunci a \u00eenceput cearta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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