Hei, cum se face c\u0103 nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nci pui, nu-\u0163i mai place puiul?
\u2013 \u00cemi place foarte mult, \u00eens\u0103 a trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc s\u0103 mai m\u0103n\u00e2nc.
\u2013 De ce? \u00eentreb\u0103 el.
Ea arat\u0103 c\u0103tre poala ei \u015fi spuse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 au \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi creasc\u0103 mici pene aici jos\u2026
\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d, spuse el.
\u2013 Bine, zise ea, \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi ridic\u0103 fusti\u0163a.
El se uit\u0103 \u015fi spuse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai dreptate! Mai bine nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nci sandvi\u015furi cu pui.
El a continuat s\u0103-\u015fi m\u0103n\u00e2nce sandvi\u015furile sale cu pui p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi c\u00e2nd \u015fi-a adus unul cu unt de arahide. Acesta \u00eei spune feti\u0163ei:
\u2013 A trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc din m\u00e2ncat sandvi\u015furi cu pui, au \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi creasc\u0103 \u015fi mie mici pene acolo jos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 poate s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u015fi ea iar el \u00ee\u015fi trase pantaloni jos. Ea exclam\u0103:
\u2013 Vai dragul meu, este prea t\u00e2rziu pentru tine! \u0162ie deja \u0163i-au crescut g\u00e2tul \u015fi m\u0103rgelele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vecine, \u021bie c\u00e2t \u021bi-a venit ultima factur\u0103 la curent?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 300 de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doar at\u00e2t? Dar cum reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 consumi at\u00e2t de pu\u021bin?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu sunt racordat<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Mami, Anca a fost azi pe la mine si era cam trista, V-ati certat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu ne-am certat doar ca vrea nu stiu ce parfum si i-am spus ca nu il cumpar pentru ca mai are vreo 12.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce parfum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da, mama, ala!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cumpara-l ca iti dau eu banii<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Vai de mine, Anca, lasa telefonul mamei ca ai intrecut orice masura!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hei, cum se face c\u0103 nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nci pui, nu-\u0163i mai place puiul?\u2013 \u00cemi place foarte mult, \u00eens\u0103 a trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc s\u0103 mai m\u0103n\u00e2nc.\u2013 De ce? \u00eentreb\u0103 el.Ea arat\u0103 c\u0103tre poala ei \u015fi spuse: \u2013 Pentru c\u0103 au \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi creasc\u0103 mici pene aici jos\u2026\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d, spuse el.\u2013 Bine, zise ea, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1742,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}