El si ea, in cada, se relaxau dupa o partida de amor. Cand deodata suna telefonul. Ea raspunde si vine relaxata inapoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cine a fost?, intreaba el.
\u2013 Sotul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vai, inseamna ca trebuie sa plec rapid.
\u2013 Stai linistit, sigur e la amanta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum de ti-ai dat seama?
\u2013 Pai, mi-a zis ca mai intarzie pentru ca are mult de lucru cu \u2026 tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
BONUS:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NATASHA SI SOLDATII<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dup\u0103 ce a \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163it femeile, la un tren r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 o singur\u0103 femeie, Natasha Sarf\u2026 tinskaya! Generalul i-a spus: \u2013 Crocodilul! \u2013 Crocodilul! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" El si ea, in cada, se relaxau dupa o partida de amor. Cand deodata suna telefonul. Ea raspunde si vine relaxata inapoi. \u2013 Cine a fost?, intreaba el.\u2013 Sotul meu. \u2013 Vai, inseamna ca trebuie sa plec rapid.\u2013 Stai linistit, sigur e la amanta. \u2013 Cum de ti-ai dat seama?\u2013 Pai, mi-a zis ca mai … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1739,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Mai Natasha, uite cum facem, eu \u00ee\u0163i spun o ghicitoare, dac\u0103 ghice\u015fti ai sc\u0103pat, dac\u0103 nu stai la tot trenul!
\u2013 De acord!
\u2013 Mai Natasha, ce e mare, cu urechi mari \u015fi are tromp\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 NIET, treci!
Sta Natasha, la tot trenu. Dup\u0103 Generalu repeta faza.
\u2013 Mai Natasha, ce e mare, cu urechi mari \u015fi are tromp\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 NIET, treci!
\u015ei tot a\u015fa de vreo 10 ori.
\u2013 Mai Natasha, zi te rog elefantul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n