{"id":1735,"date":"2024-06-23T09:38:15","date_gmt":"2024-06-23T09:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2024-06-23T09:38:15","modified_gmt":"2024-06-23T09:38:15","slug":"doi-cersetori-romani-in-italia-se-intalnesc-si-se-intreaba-unul-pe-altul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1735","title":{"rendered":"Doi cersetori romani in Italia se intalnesc si se intreaba unul pe altul:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Doi cersetori romani in Italia se intalnesc si se intreaba unul pe altul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cati bani ai strans azi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 6 \u20ac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 6 \u20ac ???? Ce ai facut de ai strans decat 6 Euro?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am facut de toate, am scris si pe o placuta de carton ca am o nevasta si 4 copii de intretinut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar tu cat ai castigat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 6000\u20ac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce?!?!? Cum ai procedat de ti-au dat asa de mult?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am pus langa mine o bucata de carton pe care scria: \u201eImi lipsesc 6\u20ac sa ma intorc in Romania!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>BONUS:<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Am ramas vaduva de 3 ori\u2026 povesteste o tanara de 35 de ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum se poate? Nu pot sa cred, se mira cineva. Toti trei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, primii doi s-au otravit cu ciuperci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si al treilea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A murit din cauza unei fracturi la craniu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum asa ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-a vrut sa manance ciuperci \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi cersetori romani in Italia se intalnesc si se intreaba unul pe altul: \u2013 Cati bani ai strans azi? \u2013 6 \u20ac \u2013 6 \u20ac ???? Ce ai facut de ai strans decat 6 Euro? \u2013 Am facut de toate, am scris si pe o placuta de carton ca am o nevasta si 4 copii &#8230; <a title=\"Doi cersetori romani in Italia se intalnesc si se intreaba unul pe altul:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1735\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi cersetori romani in Italia se intalnesc si se intreaba unul pe altul:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1736,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}