Banc cu Bul\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u00e2zi tot weekendul Bul\u0103 merge la morm\u00e2ntul soacrei pentru a se reculege.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce trist\u0103-i via\u021ba f\u0103r\u0103 tine, a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 te mai v\u0103d o dat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar atunci o c\u00e2rti\u021b\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, la care Bul\u0103 speriat zice: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u201eNu mai poate omul nici s\u0103 glumeasc\u0103!?\u201d \u00a0
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\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd se treze\u0219te Bul\u0103 viseaz\u0103 num\u0103rul 7. Iat\u0103 ce a p\u0103\u021bit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eBul\u0103 viseaz\u0103 num\u0103rul 7.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se treze\u0219te buimac, se uit\u0103 la ceas \u0219i era 07:07;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se uit\u0103 \u00een calendar \u0219i vede c\u0103 este 7 iulie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
D\u00e2ndu-\u0219i seama c\u0103 este un semn, urc\u0103 \u00een autobuzul 7, ajunge la hipodrom \u0219i pariaz\u0103 7 mii de lei pe calul cu num\u0103rul 7 din cursa a 7-a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i calul iese al 7 lea\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O femeie se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103. B\u0103rbatul o \u00eentreab\u0103 unde a fost p\u00een\u0103 la ora aia, la care femeia r\u0103spunde c\u0103 a dormit la cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a ei. B\u0103rbatul d\u0103 telefon la 10 cele mai bune prietene ale so\u0163iei. Nici una nu-i confirm\u0103 ca a dormit noaptea la ea\u2026 Se \u00eentoarce b\u0103rbatul diminea\u0163\u0103 acas\u0103. Femeia \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 unde a fost p\u00een\u0103 la ora aia. El r\u0103spunde c\u0103 a dormit acas\u0103 la cel mai bun prieten. Femeia telefoneaz\u0103 la 10 cei mai buni prieteni ai so\u0163ului ei \u015fi, din to\u0163i, 8 \u00eei confirm\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r noaptea precedent\u0103 so\u0163ul ei a dormit la ei, iar ceilal\u0163i 2 insist\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 se afl\u0103 acolo\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-M\u0103i b\u0103iete, e\u015fti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da mam\u0103, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Mi-am f\u0103cut o pagin\u0103 de Facebook \u201eO RE\u0162ET\u0102 PE ZI\u201d \u015fi am primit o notificare c\u0103 am trei urm\u0103ritori, ce trebuie s\u0103 fac s\u0103 v\u0103d cine m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fte?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-E simplu, te \u00eentorci, te ui\u0163i \u00een spate<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Vai de mine, cum fac s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau block? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip se prezint\u0103 cu un buchet de flori la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea: Vai, \u00ee\u021bi mul\u021bumesc frumos pentru gest, sunt mu\u0219cate?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El: Nu, drag\u0103, sunt smulse! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mi-a jurat ca are cele mai serioase intentii<\/p>\n\n\n\n
! \u2013 Vroia sa te ceara in casatorie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu stiu, pentru ca tocmai atunci a aparut nevasta-sa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 C\u00e2nd m-am trezit, eram la spital, iar medicii mi-au spus c\u0103 am fost agresat de o femeie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci mi-am adus aminte eram \u00een lift \u0219i m\u0103 uitam cu coada ochiului la s\u00e2nii unei doamne c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, mi-a zis: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Apas\u0103 pe unu, te rog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banc cu Bul\u0103. R\u00e2zi tot weekendul Bul\u0103 merge la morm\u00e2ntul soacrei pentru a se reculege. Ce trist\u0103-i via\u021ba f\u0103r\u0103 tine, a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 te mai v\u0103d o dat\u0103. Chiar atunci o c\u00e2rti\u021b\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, la care Bul\u0103 speriat zice: \u2013 \u201eNu mai poate omul nici s\u0103 glumeasc\u0103!?\u201d \u00a0 \u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014- C\u00e2nd se treze\u0219te Bul\u0103 viseaz\u0103 num\u0103rul … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1733,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}