{"id":1728,"date":"2024-06-22T18:30:17","date_gmt":"2024-06-22T18:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1728"},"modified":"2024-06-22T18:30:17","modified_gmt":"2024-06-22T18:30:17","slug":"mama-intra-in-dormitorul-lui-bula-sa-l-trezeasca-pentru-a-pleca-la-scoala-fiule-de-ce-plangi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1728","title":{"rendered":"Mama intr\u0103 \u00een dormitorul lui Bul\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 pentru a pleca la \u0219coal\u0103: Fiule, de ce pl\u00e2ngi?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"835\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_3514-835x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_3514-835x1024.jpeg 835w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_3514-245x300.jpeg 245w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_3514-768x942.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_3514.jpeg 1005w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 835px) 100vw, 835px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Buna dimineata domnule Tanase, aseara am iesit cu fata dvs si vreau sa imi cer scuze ca nu a ajuns acasa la<br>ora 22.30, am intarziat pentru ca am avut pana la masina si mi-a luat ceva timp sa schimb roata.<br>Buna, tu esti parlitul ala cu Renalut Megane caruia i-am zis sa nu o mai caute pe Anca sau ala cu masina<br>ruginita?<br>Nu domnule, eu am Jeep.<br>Nu-mi zice domnule, zi-mi tata socru!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 terminarea orelor,&nbsp;<strong>profesoara&nbsp;<\/strong>il opre\u0219te pe&nbsp;<strong>Bul\u0103<\/strong>:,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bul\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi dau un bilet s\u0103 \u00eel duci Iu\u2019 taic\u0103\u2019tu. Dar s\u0103 nu \u00eel cite\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara ca s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 Bul\u0103 nu cite\u0219te biletul, \u00eei d\u0103 cinci lei \u0219i un pachet de biscui\u021bi. Bul\u0103 bucuros accept\u0103 oferta profesoarei \u0219i pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe drum, foarte curios nu s-a putut ab\u021bine \u0219i cite\u0219te&nbsp;<strong>biletul<\/strong>: \u201eNe vedem la ora trei sub&nbsp;<strong>pomul&nbsp;<\/strong>nostru\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 se duce \u00eenainte cu 5 minute \u0219i urc\u0103 \u00een pom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce profa \u0219i tat\u0103l se intalnesc, el o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe prof\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dac\u0103 te las gravid\u0103, copilul cine \u00eel va cre\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cel de Sus! r\u0103spunde&nbsp;<strong>femeia<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 de sus, nervos, \u021bip\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cu ce naiba s\u0103-l cresc? Cu cinci lei \u0219i-un pachet de biscui\u021bi?\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buna dimineata domnule Tanase, aseara am iesit cu fata dvs si vreau sa imi cer scuze ca nu a ajuns acasa laora 22.30, am intarziat pentru ca am avut pana la masina si mi-a luat ceva timp sa schimb roata.Buna, tu esti parlitul ala cu Renalut Megane caruia i-am zis sa nu o mai caute &#8230; <a title=\"Mama intr\u0103 \u00een dormitorul lui Bul\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 pentru a pleca la \u0219coal\u0103: Fiule, de ce pl\u00e2ngi?\u201d\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1728\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mama intr\u0103 \u00een dormitorul lui Bul\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 pentru a pleca la \u0219coal\u0103: Fiule, de ce pl\u00e2ngi?\u201d\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1730,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}