Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een camera bunicii lui \u015fi-o surprinde uit\u00e2ndu-se la un film .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce faci, bunico, te ui\u0163i la filme de astea? Ai \u00eennebunit?null
\u2013 Da, maic\u0103, m\u0103 uit \u015fi eu la filmu\u2019 \u0103sta, vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103, dup\u0103 tot ce i-a f\u0103cut, o cere de nevast\u0103 la final.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un cuplu decide s\u0103 plece \u00een Caraibe. So\u021bia decide s\u0103 vin\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu, din cauza serviciului.
C\u00e2nd so\u021bul a ajuns la hotel, a decis s\u0103-i scrie un mail so\u021biei, dar a gre\u0219it o liter\u0103 din adres\u0103 \u0219i mailul a fost trimis la o alt\u0103 adres\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mailul ajunge, din gre\u0219eal\u0103, la o v\u0103duv\u0103 ce venise tocmai de la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea so\u021bului. Ea cite\u0219te mailul \u0219i le\u0219in\u0103. \u00cen mesaj scria:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dDraga mea, am ajuns bine. Probabil te va surprinde s\u0103 prime\u0219ti ve\u0219ti de la mine pe aceast\u0103 cale, dar acum am calculator aici \u0219ipo\u021bi trimite mesaje persoanelor dragi. Doar ce-am ajuns \u0219i am verificat ca totul s\u0103 fie preg\u0103tit pentru venirea ta, vinerea viitoare. Abia a\u0219tept s\u0103 te vad \u0219i sper ca aceast\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103torie s\u0103 fie la fel de lini\u0219tit\u0103, ca a mea.
Nu-\u021bi lua multe haine, c\u0103 aici e o c\u0103ldur\u0103 infernal\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi prieteni stau de vorba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce mai faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Uite, m-a l\u0103sat nevasta pentru cel mai bun prieten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Credeam c\u0103 eu sunt cel mai bun prieten al t\u0103u\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Acum e el\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00e2n\u0103r frumos, student, nu beau, nu fumez, am o ma\u015fin\u0103 beton, cas\u0103 cu 12 camere, p\u0103rin\u0163i boga\u0163i, nu vreau nimic, doar m\u0103 laud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bunicul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe nepo\u021bel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Cum \u00eel cheam\u0103 pe neam\u021bul \u0103la mic care \u00eemi tot ascunde lucrurile?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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