{"id":1710,"date":"2024-06-21T18:37:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-21T18:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1710"},"modified":"2024-06-21T18:37:00","modified_gmt":"2024-06-21T18:37:00","slug":"un-tip-facea-dragoste-in-apartamentul-celui-mai-bun-prieten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1710","title":{"rendered":"Un tip facea dragoste in apartamentul celui mai bun prieten"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un tip facea dragoste in apartamentul celui mai bun prieten al sau, cu nevasta acestuia.<br>Deodata se aude telefonul sunand. Femeia se ridica si raspunde.<br>Dupa ce termina de vorbit, barbatul intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cine era?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>El era, raspunde femeia.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ar fi bine sa plec, poate apare intre timp\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Stai linistit, mi-a zis ca este in oras si joaca poker cu tine!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Doua blonde stau de vorba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Vai draga, spune una, barbatii astia nu au niciun pic de logica\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>De ce, tu?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Azi a trebuit sa-i explic o ora unui politist, ca ieri eram cu alte sandale, din cauza asta permisul de conducere se afla in alta poseta.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218eful meu m-a acuzat c\u0103 am instalat o camer\u0103 ascuns\u0103 in toaleta femeilor.<br>\u201eDe unde \u0219tii c\u0103 am fost eu, putea fi oricine!\u201d i-am spus.<br>\u201eTe-am vazut pe camera mea!\u201d mi-a zis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o vil\u0103 somptuoas\u0103, \u00een camera de zi, Lordul, l\u0103s\u00e2nd ziarul pe genunchi, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Jooooohn?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Yes, sir..?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce-a fost zgomotul acela teribil?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Aaaa, nimic, sir. O ma\u015fin\u0103 a virat la dreapta.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i \u015fi de ce a f\u0103cut at\u00e2t de mult zgomot?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>La dreapta nu era strad\u0103, sir.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda, la volanul unei masini, este trasa pe dreapta de politie:<br>\u2013 De ce in fata si in spatele masinii, aveti numere diferite?<br>\u2013 Cel din fata este mobilul, iar cel din spate numarul de acasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip facea dragoste in apartamentul celui mai bun prieten al sau, cu nevasta acestuia.Deodata se aude telefonul sunand. Femeia se ridica si raspunde.Dupa ce termina de vorbit, barbatul intreaba: Doua blonde stau de vorba: \u0218eful meu m-a acuzat c\u0103 am instalat o camer\u0103 ascuns\u0103 in toaleta femeilor.\u201eDe unde \u0219tii c\u0103 am fost eu, putea &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip facea dragoste in apartamentul celui mai bun prieten\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1710\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip facea dragoste in apartamentul celui mai bun prieten\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}