Pe o alee intre blocuri, intr-un cartier, o doamna striga:
\u2013 Madam Popescuuu!!!!
La un geam isi face aparitia o doamna.
\u2013 Da draga, ce vrei?
\u2013 Madam Popescu, sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?
\u2013 Nu, draga!
\u2013 Madam Ionescuuu!!!, striga atunci tipa.
Isi face aparitia o alta doamna.
\u2013 Ce-i, draga?
\u2013 Sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?
\u2013 Nu, draga! Dar ce s-a intamplat?
\u2013 Pai, ne-am certat un pic, si a plecat furios. Am fugit dupa el si cand l-am intrebat unde se duce, a raspuns: \u201cLa femei accesibile\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un meci de box cu miz\u0103 mare.
Antrenorul se apropie de elevul s\u0103u, care abia se \u021bine pe picioare \u0219i \u00eei \u0219opte\u0219te:
\u2013 \u0218tii, n-am vrut s\u0103-\u021bi spun p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, dar nu m\u0103 mai rabd\u0103 inima s\u0103 mai tac:
\u2013 Alalt\u0103ieri l-am v\u0103zut pe adversarul t\u0103u la bra\u021b cu logodnica ta !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un cuplu c\u0103s\u0103torit de 25 de ani, s\u0103rb\u0103toreau cei 60 de ani pe care \u00eei \u00eemplinea so\u0163ul.
\u00cen timpul petrecerii, ap\u0103ru\u2019 o z\u00e2n\u0103, care le spuse c\u0103 datorit\u0103 faptului c\u0103 s-au iubit a\u015fa de mult, \u00een to\u0163i ace\u015fti ani, le va \u00eemplini c\u00e2te o dorin\u0163\u0103 fiec\u0103ruia.
Nevasta spuse:
\u2013 Am fost a\u015fa de s\u0103raci \u00een to\u0163i ace\u015fti ani, \u015fi nu am apucat sa v\u0103d lumea. Mi-a\u015f dori s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103torim \u00een \u00eentreaga lume.
Z\u00e2na \u00ee\u015fi undui m\u00e2na \u015fi puf! Avea biletele \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103!
Urm\u0103 r\u00e2ndul so\u0163ului. Acesta t\u0103cu pentru un moment dup\u0103 care spuse:
\u2013 Ei bine, mi-a\u015f dori s\u0103 fiu c\u0103s\u0103torit cu o femeie cu 30 de ani mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 decat mine.
Z\u00e2na \u00ee\u015fi undui mana \u015fi puf! \u00cel f\u0103cu de 90 de ani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dou\u0103 vecine se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe holul blocului.
\u2013 Ah, ce bine c\u0103 te v\u0103d, vecino! Veneam la dumneata s\u0103 te rog ceva!
\u2013 Ce anume?
\u2013 S\u0103-mi \u00eemprumu\u0163i \u015fi mie f\u0103c\u0103le\u0163ul t\u0103u!
Vecina refuz\u0103:
\u2013 Nu pot, z\u0103u! Nici al meu nu a venit acas\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seara tarziu se aud bata in usa:
\u2013 Imi pare rau, vecine, stiu ca e tarziu si abia te-ai intors de la serviciu, insa tare am nevoie de ajutorul tau.
\u2013 Nu pot intra in casa. Am plecat in graba si mi-am uitat cheia de la intrare in pantaloni, care au ramas aruncati dupa pat \u2026
\u2013 Asa, si? \u2026 Eu ce-as putea sa fac!?
\u2013 Urca un pic sus in dormitor la tine si adu-mi-i, te rog!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pe o alee intre blocuri, intr-un cartier, o doamna striga:\u2013 Madam Popescuuu!!!!La un geam isi face aparitia o doamna.\u2013 Da draga, ce vrei?\u2013 Madam Popescu, sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?\u2013 Nu, draga!\u2013 Madam Ionescuuu!!!, striga atunci tipa.Isi face aparitia o alta doamna.\u2013 Ce-i, draga?\u2013 Sotul meu este cumva la dumneata?\u2013 Nu, draga! Dar ce … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1704,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}