Bul\u0103, student, este chemat de decan:
\u2013 Bul\u0103, ai fost v\u0103zut azi-noapte \u00een c\u0103minul fetelor. Pentru asta, trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti, conform regulamentului, o amend\u0103 de 100 de lei. Dac\u0103 mai e\u015fti prins o dat\u0103, suma se dubleaz\u0103: 200 de lei. \u015ei a\u015fa mai departe.
Bul\u0103, spirit \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor, \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Domnule decan, dac\u0103 achit \u00een avans pentru tot semestrul, oferi\u0163i vreun discount?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Service auto. Vine un tip cu un Trabant:
\u2013 Vreau \u015fi eu ni\u015fte \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u0163iri: s\u0103 aib\u0103 200 CP, s\u0103 prind\u0103 300 pe or\u0103, tapi\u0163erie din piele de crocodil, bordul din lemn de tec, televizor, calculator, bar, GPS.
\u2013 Sigur c\u0103 da, nicio problem\u0103!
\u2013 C\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2nd e gata?
\u2013 P\u0103i cam 15 de lei, peste dou\u0103 ore.
\u2013 Dom\u2019le, faci mi\u015fto de mine!?
\u2013 P\u0103i cine a-nceput?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mergea un tip cu ma\u015fina pe o \u015fosea \u015fi intr\u0103 brusc \u00eentr-o por\u0163iune f\u0103r\u0103 asfalt, plin\u0103 cu noroi moale \u015fi i se \u00eenfund\u0103 ma\u015fina.
La c\u00e2teva minute, apare un \u0163\u0103ran cu doi boi dup\u0103 el\u2026
\u2013 Fiule, \u00eemi dai 50 de parai \u015fi \u0163i-am scos Mer\u0163ul de aici!
\u2013 Gata, bace! M\u0103 rog, leag\u0103 \u0163\u0103ranul boii, \u00eei scoate ma\u015fina \u015fi spune mul\u0163umit:
\u2013 Apoi, tat\u0103, asta e a zecea ma\u015fin\u0103 pe care o scot din noroi azi!
\u2013 P\u0103i, bine, tataie, \u015fi de muncit p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, c\u00e2nd \u00eel mai munce\u015fti? Noaptea?
\u2013 Nu, domnule drag\u0103, noaptea pun ap\u0103 aici, \u00een groap\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La pu\u0163in timp dup\u0103 nunt\u0103:
\u2013 Iubitule, te-ai schimbat at\u00e2t de mult\u2026 nu te mai recunosc!
\u2013 Drag\u0103, \u0163i-am spus de o mie de ori c\u00e2nd eram prieteni\u2026 femeile m\u0103ritate nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inginerul agronom catre bade Vasile:
\u2013 Bade, cu metoda asta invechita nu o sa obtii nici cinci kile de pere din pomul asta\u2026
\u2013 Ai dreptate, pentru ca e prun\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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