{"id":170,"date":"2024-04-18T09:08:12","date_gmt":"2024-04-18T09:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=170"},"modified":"2024-04-18T09:08:12","modified_gmt":"2024-04-18T09:08:12","slug":"barbate-un-tip-de-culoarebine-facut-s-a-tinut-dupa-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103rbate, un tip de culoare,bine f\u0103cut s-a \u021binut dup\u0103 mine!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"682\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713430069659-682x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713430069659-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713430069659-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713430069659-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713430069659.jpg 843w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine nevasta acas\u0103 g\u00e2f\u00e2ind:<br>\u2013 B\u0103rbate,un tip de culoare,bine f\u0103cut\u00a0 s-a \u021binut dup\u0103 mine!<br>\u2013 Unde, fa?<br>\u2013 \u00cen pia\u021b\u0103!<br>\u2013 Uite na\u2019, e\u0219ti \u0219i frumoas\u0103 tare s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 tocmai un a\u0219a tip dupa tine! A\u0219a s\u00e2nte\u021bi voi femeile!Nu\u2019\u0219i mai poate face omul pia\u021ba, c\u0103 gata se \u021bine dup\u0103 voi!A 2-a zi:<br>\u2013 B\u0103rbate, tipul al\u0103 iar s-a \u021binut dup\u0103 mine!<br>\u2013 Unde este fa?<br>\u2013 Din pia\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la autobuz!P\u0103i da, c-a\u0219a s\u00e2nte\u021bi voi femeile! Numai are omul voie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 cu autobuzul c\u0103 se \u021bine dupa voi!A 3-a zi:<br>\u2013 B\u0103rbate, un tip de culoare,frumos \u0219i bine f\u0103cut al\u0103 s-a \u021binut iar dup\u0103 mine p\u00e2n\u0103 la poart\u0103!\u2026Vine nevasta acas\u0103 g\u00e2f\u00e2ind:\u2013 B\u0103rbate, un negru\u2019 s-a \u021binut dup\u0103 mine!<br>\u2013 Unde, fa?<br>\u2013 \u00cen pia\u021b\u0103!<br>\u2013 Uite na\u2019, e\u0219ti \u0219i frumoas\u0103 tare s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 tocmai un negru dupa tine! A\u0219a s\u00e2nte\u021bi voi femeile! Nu\u2019\u0219i mai poate face omul pia\u021ba, c\u0103 gata se \u021bine dup\u0103 voi!A 2-a zi:<br>\u2013 B\u0103rbate,tipul \u0103la culoare,bine f\u0103cut iar s-a \u021binut dup\u0103 mine!<br>\u2013 Unde este fa?<br>\u2013 Din pia\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la autobuz!P\u0103i da, c-a\u0219a s\u00e2nte\u021bi voi femeile! Numai are omul voie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 cu autobuzul c\u0103 se \u021bine dupa voi!A 3-a zi:<br>\u2013 B\u0103rbate, b\u0103rbatul al\u0103 s-a \u021binut iar dup\u0103 mine p\u00e2n\u0103 la poart\u0103!\u2026<br>\u2013 P\u0103i daaa!!! A\u0219a sunte\u021bi voi femeile! C\u0103 dac\u0103 drumul omului trece pe la poarta voastr\u0103, gata se \u021bine dup\u0103 voi!\u2026A 4-a zi:Vine b\u0103rbatul acas\u0103 \u0219i-l g\u0103se\u0219te pe negru\u2019 cu nevast\u0103-sa:<br>\u00a0Ce faci fa nenorocito? Cu negru\u2019???<br>\u2013 P\u0103i da m\u0103, c\u0103 a\u0219a sunte\u021bi voi b\u0103rba\u021bii p\u00e2n\u0103 nu vede\u021bi negru pe alb nu crede\u021bi!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vine nevasta acas\u0103 g\u00e2f\u00e2ind:\u2013 B\u0103rbate,un tip de culoare,bine f\u0103cut\u00a0 s-a \u021binut dup\u0103 mine!\u2013 Unde, fa?\u2013 \u00cen pia\u021b\u0103!\u2013 Uite na\u2019, e\u0219ti \u0219i frumoas\u0103 tare s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 tocmai un a\u0219a tip dupa tine! A\u0219a s\u00e2nte\u021bi voi femeile!Nu\u2019\u0219i mai poate face omul pia\u021ba, c\u0103 gata se \u021bine dup\u0103 voi!A 2-a zi:\u2013 B\u0103rbate, tipul al\u0103 iar s-a \u021binut &#8230; <a title=\"B\u0103rbate, un tip de culoare,bine f\u0103cut s-a \u021binut dup\u0103 mine!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=170\" aria-label=\"Read more about B\u0103rbate, un tip de culoare,bine f\u0103cut s-a \u021binut dup\u0103 mine!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}