Noaptea \u00een taxi, intr\u0103 o femeie goal\u0103. \u0218oferul Bul\u0103 o prive\u0219te uimit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia: \u2013 Ce te holbezi la mine? N-ai mai v\u0103zut femei goale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103: \u2013 Ba da, dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc de unde vei scoate banii pentru curs\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula la inspectia de limba franceza.
Profesoara:
\u2013 Copii, cine stie sa imi spuna ce am scris pe tabla
Bula:
\u2013 Eu, eu, eu
Profesoara:
\u2013 Nu, Bula, tu esti prea destept<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula:
\u2013 Eu, eu, eu
Inspectorul:
\u2013 Doamna, lasati-l
Bula:
\u2013 Dumneavoastra ati scris: \u201eMama, ce picioare are tipa asta\u201d
Profesoara:
\u2013 Bula, nesimtitule, iesi afara
Bula catre inspector:
\u2013 Dupa ce ca nu stiti, mai si soptiti<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eentr-o clas\u0103 \u00een care erau \u00een majoritate fete.
Profesoara anun\u021ba c\u0103 a doua zi vor avea inspec\u021bie dar le avertizeaz\u0103 pe fete:
\u2013 \u00cen cazul \u00een care auzi\u021bi din gura lui Bul\u0103 o prostie, s\u0103 fugi\u021bi toate din clas\u0103.
La inspec\u021bie profesoara \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ce s-a construit la voi \u00een ora\u0219 copii?
Florina:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 La noi \u00een ora\u0219 s-a construit un magazin, o \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i o bibliotec\u0103.
Miruna:
\u2013 La noi \u00een ora\u0219 s-a construit un hotel.
Bul\u0103:
\u2013 La noi \u00een ora\u0219 s-a construit un bordel.
C\u00e2nd aud, colegele lui Bul\u0103 fug toate din clas\u0103. La care Bul\u0103:
\u2013 Hoo, proastelor, c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a deschis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Noaptea \u00een taxi, intr\u0103 o femeie goal\u0103. \u0218oferul Bul\u0103 o prive\u0219te uimit: Femeia: \u2013 Ce te holbezi la mine? N-ai mai v\u0103zut femei goale? Bul\u0103: \u2013 Ba da, dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc de unde vei scoate banii pentru curs\u0103 Bula la inspectia de limba franceza.Profesoara:\u2013 Copii, cine stie sa imi spuna ce am scris pe tablaBula:\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1695,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}