El \u015fi ea \u00een pat, dup\u0103 ce s-a consumat noaptea nun\u0163ii.
Dup\u0103 o t\u0103cere \u00eendelungat\u0103 ea \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 De fapt, tu ce leaf\u0103 ai?
\u2013 700 de lei.
Ea, cu un oftat lung:
\u2013 \u015ei asta-i mic\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013\u2013\u2013-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asear\u0103, \u00een timp ce dezlegam integrame, o \u00eentreb pe nevast\u0103-mea:
\u2013 Partenerul de via\u0163\u0103 al femeii\u2026
\u2013 Amant?, r\u0103spunse ea.
\u2013 Nu\u2026 Din trei litere !
\u2013 Bou?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013\u2013\u2013-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un cuplu, la un consilier matrimonial:
\u2013 Care este problema?
Sotul face o fata lunga si se aseaza pe scaun fara a spune nimic. Sotia incepe sa vorbeasca non stop, descriind problemele casatoriei. Dupa 15 minute, consilierul se apleaca peste ea, o ia de umeri si o saruta pasional. Sotia a ramas muta de placere. Consilierul catre sot:
\u2013 Sotia dvs. are NEVOIE de asta de cel putin doua ori pe saptamana!
\u2013 Pai as putea sa o aduc aici in fiecare marti si joi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ursul se plimba prin p\u0103dure cu o foaie in m\u00e2n\u0103.
Se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu lupul care \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ce este scris pe foaie.
\u2013 Lista cu animalele pe care le voi manca azi.
\u2013 Vai! \u0218i sunt \u0219i eu pe list\u0103?
\u2013 Da, la Nr 7.
\u2013 Vai, te rog, las\u0103 m\u0103 sa mai vad o dat\u0103 copiii \u0219i apoi po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci.
\u2013 Bine, zise ursul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pleca lupul \u00ee\u0219i lu\u0103 r\u0103mas bun de la copii apoi se \u00eentoarse la urs care-l m\u00e2nc\u0103.
Dup\u0103 un timp, ursul se \u00eent\u00e2lni cu vulpea.
\u2013 Ursule, ce e pe foaia aceea? \u00eentreb\u0103 ea.
\u2013 Lista cu animalele pe care le voi manca azi.
\u2013 Vai, \u0219i sunt \u0219i eu acolo?
\u2013 Da, la Nr 6.
\u2013 Ursule, te rog, nu m\u0103 manca, \u00eenc\u0103. Las\u0103 m\u0103 sa \u00eemi v\u0103d copiii \u00eenainte.
\u2013 Bine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 o vreme,vulpea se \u00eentoarse \u0219i ursul o m\u00e2nc\u0103.
Mai t\u00e2rziu se \u00eent\u00e2lni cu iepurele:
\u2013 Ursule, ce ai acolo?
\u2013 Lista cu animalele pe care le voi manca azi.
\u2013 Si sunt \u0219i eu?
\u2013 Da, la Nr 2.
\u2013 Aoleu! \u0218i nu po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219tergi?
\u2013 Hmmm\u2026 Ba da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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El \u015fi ea \u00een pat, dup\u0103 ce s-a consumat noaptea nun\u0163ii.Dup\u0103 o t\u0103cere \u00eendelungat\u0103 ea \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 De fapt, tu ce leaf\u0103 ai?\u2013 700 de lei.Ea, cu un oftat lung:\u2013 \u015ei asta-i mic\u0103! \u2013\u2013\u2013- Asear\u0103, \u00een timp ce dezlegam integrame, o \u00eentreb pe nevast\u0103-mea:\u2013 Partenerul de via\u0163\u0103 al femeii\u2026\u2013 Amant?, r\u0103spunse ea.\u2013 Nu\u2026 Din trei litere … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4367,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4368,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions\/4368"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}