Un barbat statea pe veranda cu sotia sa.La un moment dat, spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Te iubesc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sotia raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vorbesti tu, sau berea din tine ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Barbatul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu vorbesc\u2026 cu berea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BONUS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi olteni \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La ora 3 diminea\u021ba, unul \u00eel treze\u0219te pe cel\u0103lalt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Gheorghe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce-i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Deschide ochii \u0219i spune-mi ce vezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cerul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i luna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i Carul Mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i Carul Mic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i\u2026 Ioaneee! \u0102\u0219tia ne-au lasat fara cort!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un barbat statea pe veranda cu sotia sa.La un moment dat, spune: \u2013 Te iubesc! Sotia raspunde: \u2013 Vorbesti tu, sau berea din tine ? Barbatul: \u2013 Eu vorbesc\u2026 cu berea\u2026 BONUS Doi olteni \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. La ora 3 diminea\u021ba, unul \u00eel treze\u0219te pe cel\u0103lalt: \u2013 Gheorghe! \u2013 Ce-i? \u2013 Deschide ochii \u0219i spune-mi ce … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4290,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1681"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4291,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681\/revisions\/4291"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}