Bula se duce la spovedit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Parinte, am pacate multe: injur de toti sfintii din calendar, de baut beau si uleiul de la candela\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci popa intervine:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar ia spune, fiule, cu femei ai preacurvit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Auzi, parinte, eu am venit sa ma spovedesc, nu sa ma laud!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La examen profesorul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu ne cunoa\u015ftem de undeva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, domn profesor. La examen anul trecut. Atunci am picat la examen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, ai dreptate. Dar anul acesta o s\u0103 mearg\u0103 mai bine. Care era prima \u00eentrebare care v-am pus-o anul trecut?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A\u0163i \u00eentrebat: \u201cNu ne cunoa\u015ftem de undeva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi maramureseni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Biletele la control, va rog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, noi avem belet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 N-avem belet, domn controlor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bani de amenda aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, bani de amenda avem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 N-avem bani, domn controlor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Va bateti joc de mine? Bilet nu aveti, bani nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce-avem, ma, Gheorghe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Avem abonament.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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