O feti\u0163\u0103 vine acas\u0103, speriat\u0103, \u015fi \u00eei spune mamei sale:
\u2013 Mam\u0103, la \u015fcoal\u0103, un b\u0103ie\u0163el de la mine din clas\u0103 mi-a zis azi s\u0103 ne juc\u0103m de-a doctorul\u2026
\u2013 Vai de mine! \u015ei ce-a\u0163i f\u0103cut?
\u2013 M-a l\u0103sat\u2026 s\u0103 a\u015ftept o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 pe culoar, mi-a b\u0103gat m\u00e2na \u00een buzunar \u015fi apoi m-a trimis acas\u0103 c\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut c\u0103 nu am bani s\u0103-i dau \u015fpag\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI
Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 se laude:
\u2013 Gata, de ast\u0103zi am devenit patron.
\u2013 Cum a\u0219a? \u00eentreab\u0103 taic\u0103-su.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am cump\u0103rat un teren de la Nea Ion \u0219i mi-am f\u0103cut firm\u0103.
\u2013 Ce teren? Ce firm\u0103?
\u2013 Avea Nea Ion un teren la curba aia periculoas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i ce faci acolo? Pe terenul \u0103la nu a mai crescut nimic de ani de zile.
Bul\u0103 foarte m\u00e2ndru:
\u2013 L-am cump\u0103rat \u0219i am f\u0103cut un cimitir. Mi-am f\u0103cut \u0219i reclam\u0103, am pus pe zid un anun\u021b: \u201dNu v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi! Noi v\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Patru inghe\u021bate, va rog
\u2013 Mici sau mari?
\u2013 Ave\u021bi mici?
\u2013 Da
\u2013 Atunci patru mici \u0219i dou\u0103 beri!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Adam \u015fi Eva se plimb\u0103 prin Paradis.
Eva:
\u2013 Adam, m\u0103 iube\u015fti?
Adam:
\u2013 Am vreo alternativ\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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