Bula catre tatal sau a doua zi dupa noaptea nuntii:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tata eu divortez!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ai innebunit, asa repede, ce s-a intamplat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu conteaza eu divortez!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mai fiule, mie poti sa-mi spui, sunt tatal tau, care e problema?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu conteaza eu divortez!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mai fiule, mie poti sa-mi spui, sunt tatal tau, care e problema?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tata, sotia mea este fecioara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa un timp de gandire spune tatal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Apoi fiule ai dreptate! Ce nu le-a trebuit la altii nu ne trebuie nici noua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un mo\u015f vine cu nevasta de 20 de ani la maternitate, s\u0103 nasca. Toat\u0103 lumea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tataieeee, felicit\u0103ri, da\u2019 cum ai reu\u015fit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 He-heeeee, dragii mo\u015fului\u2026 am \u0163inut motorul merg\u00e2nd!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa un an jumate-doi, iar la maternitate. Iar \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103, iar r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 He-heeeee, dragii mo\u015fului\u2026 am \u0163inut motorul merg\u00e2nd!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 doi ani, iar. Iese doctorul din sal\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015ei cum ziceai tataie c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am \u0163inut motorul merg\u00e2nd!La care doctorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Auzi, tataie\u2026ar cam fi fost vremea s\u0103 schimbi uleiul. E negru \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion \u015fi Maria \u2013 proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o zi, pe c\u00e2nd Maria era plecat\u0103 de-acas\u0103, Ion treb\u0103luia prin ograd\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apare Vasile \u015fi de departe \u00eei strig\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ioaneeee!\u2026 Mai Ioaneee !\u2026 Vezi c\u0103 Maria ta e cu Gheorghe \u00een porumb!\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd aude Ion una ca asta, se face negru de furie, ia furca \u015fi pleac\u0103 \u00een grab\u0103 c\u0103tre tarla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 o vreme, se \u00eentoarce cu p\u0103l\u0103ria pe ceaf\u0103, fluier\u00e2nd fericit. Vasile \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No, care-i treaba?!?\u2026Ion \u00eei r\u0103spunde tacticos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 T\u0103tu-i bine!\u2026Nu era porumbul meu!!!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Bula catre tatal sau a doua zi dupa noaptea nuntii: \u2013 Tata eu divortez! \u2013 Ai innebunit, asa repede, ce s-a intamplat? \u2013 Nu conteaza eu divortez! \u2013 Mai fiule, mie poti sa-mi spui, sunt tatal tau, care e problema? \u2013 Nu conteaza eu divortez! \u2013 Mai fiule, mie poti sa-mi spui, sunt tatal tau, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1665,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}