1. Doi tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i hot\u0103r\u0103sc ca de c\u00e2te ori se \u00een\u015feal\u0103, s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00eentr-un borcan c\u00e2te o boab\u0103 de fasole.
Ajung\u00e2nd la nunta de aur, hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103 afle adev\u0103rul \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi arate unul altuia borcanul.
Ambii aveau c\u00e2te dou\u0103 boabe \u00een\u0103untru:
\u2013 Tu cu cine m-ai \u00een\u015felat? \u00eentreab\u0103 femeia.
\u2013 Prima oar\u0103 cu guvernanta \u015fi a doua oar\u0103 cu sora ta! Dar tu?
\u2013 Prima oar\u0103 cu c\u0103pitanul regimentului \u015fi a doua oar\u0103 cu regimentul c\u0103pitanului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. La pu\u0163in timp dup\u0103 nunt\u0103:
\u2013 Iubitule, te-ai schimbat at\u00e2t de mult\u2026 nu te mai recunosc!
\u2013 Drag\u0103, \u0163i-am spus de o mie de ori c\u00e2nd eram prieteni\u2026 femeile m\u0103ritate nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, s-a dovedit c\u0103 bebelu\u015ful pe care \u00eel cre\u015fteam de dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni nu era al meu.
Cic\u0103 a fost nu \u015ftiu ce \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103 la spital.
Sincer s\u0103 fiu m-am g\u00e2ndit \u015fi eu la treaba asta\u2026
Mai ales c\u0103 eu m\u0103 dusesem acolo ca s\u0103-mi scoat\u0103 gipsul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Un tanar sta de vorba cu un domn mai in etate.
\u2013 Cand ma insor, primul lucru este sa o trimit pe soacra-mea in doi ani de vacanta!
\u2013 N-ai vrea sa te insori cu fiica mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. Un ginere o vede pe soacra pe bicicleta
\u2013 Unde te duci mama soacra?
\u2013 La cimitir!
\u2013 Si bicicleta cine o aduce inapoi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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