Un tip este oprit pentru vitez\u0103:
\u2212 Domnul poli\u021bist, pot s\u0103 explic!
\u2212 Nu explici nimic, hai la sec\u021bie!
\u2212 Domnule, dar este o situa\u021bie\u2026
\u2212 Nu vreau s\u0103 aud, hai la sec\u021bie!
Ajung la sec\u021bie, tipul tot \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei zic\u0103 ceva, poli\u021bistul nu \u00eel las\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 nimic.
\u00cel bag\u0103 \u00eentr-o celul\u0103:
\u2212 Te bag aici p\u00e2n\u0103 vine domnul ofi\u021ber \u0219i atunci vedem ce facem!
\u2212 Apropo de asta\u2026
\u2212 B\u0103 taci, nu avem ce discuta!
Dup\u0103 o vreme, vine din nou poli\u021bistul \u0219i \u00eei zice:
\u2212 Oricum ai noroc, c\u0103 domnu\u2019 ofi\u021ber o s\u0103 vin\u0103 binedispus, e plecat la nunta fiicei.
\u2212 M\u0103 \u00eendoiesc, eu sunt ginerele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus :<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule poli\u021bist, cineva mi-a furat bicicleta!
\u2013 Era \u00eenc\u0103 bun\u0103?
\u2013 Da, mergeam cu ea la lucru.
\u2013 A\u021bi avut clopo\u021bel la ea?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Fr\u00e2n\u0103 de m\u00e2na?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Faruri?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Atunci trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi o amend\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un tip este oprit pentru vitez\u0103:\u2212 Domnul poli\u021bist, pot s\u0103 explic!\u2212 Nu explici nimic, hai la sec\u021bie!\u2212 Domnule, dar este o situa\u021bie\u2026\u2212 Nu vreau s\u0103 aud, hai la sec\u021bie!Ajung la sec\u021bie, tipul tot \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei zic\u0103 ceva, poli\u021bistul nu \u00eel las\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 nimic.\u00cel bag\u0103 \u00eentr-o celul\u0103:\u2212 Te bag aici p\u00e2n\u0103 vine domnul ofi\u021ber … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1656,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}