O familie de moldoveni s-a imbogatit si ia cina intr-un restaurant de lux.
\u2013 Cine e fufa aia care se holbeaza la tine ?
\u2013 E amanta mea !
\u2013 Divortez ! Plec la mama !
\u2013 Bine, dar sa stii ca dupa divort se vor termina vacantele in strainatate, shopping-ul la Milano, partidele de schi in Alpi si asa mai departe.
\u2013 Si tipa de langa ea, cine e ?
\u2013 Amanta lui Fane.
\u2013 A noastra-i mai frumoasa\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fiul adolescent se ceart\u0103 cu p\u0103rin\u021bii lui:
\u2013 M-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 fiu tot timpul cu voi, s\u0103 fiu d\u0103d\u0103cit la orice pas! S\u0103 mi se spun\u0103 ce s\u0103 fac!
\u2013 Eu am nevoie de libertate! Aer! Romantism! B\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i femei!
\u2013 Gata! Plec! \u0218i s\u0103 nu \u00eendr\u0103zni\u021bi vreo unul din voi s\u0103 m\u0103 opri\u021bi!
Fiul se \u00eendreapt\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2t spre u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i taic\u0103-s\u0103u \u00eel ajunge din urm\u0103.
Fiul:
\u2013 Tat\u0103, \u021bi-am zis, nu \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 opre\u0219ti!
Tat\u0103l:
\u2013 Fiule, eu nu te opresc, EU MERG CU TINE!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gigel ia lectii de inot.
\u2013 Cred ca pentru azi ajunge, domn instructor.
\u2013 De ce, Gigel?
\u2013 Nu-mi mai este sete!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula era corigent in clasa a 4-a la matematica.
Vine invatatoarea si ii spune:
\u2013 Bula, daca vrei sa te trec, spune-mi cat face 4 + 3?
Bula, dupa ce numara pe degete, spune bucuros:
\u2013 7, doamna invatatoare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nesimtitule, in clasa a 4-a tu numeri pe degete? Tine-ti mainile la spate si spune-mi cat fac 4 + 4!
Bula, intorcandu-se la spate cand pe o parte, cand pe alta ca sa poata numara pe degete, spune:
\u2013 8, doamna invatatoare!
\u2013 Nesimtitule, baga mainile in buzunar! Cat fac 5 + 5?
Bula, dupa ce numara degetele prin buzunare, exclama:
\u2013 11, doamna invatatoare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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