Un moldovean vine la munca dis-de-dimineata cu un ochi umflat, schiopatand si cu mana in ghips. Seful mirat il intreaba ce s-a intamplat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ah, nimic deosebit, raspunde moldoveanul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum nimic domnule, cand esti asa de ranit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ah, nimic deosebit sefu\u00b4, niste golani m-au prins la nevasta-mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa o lunga si fierbinte noapte amor nebun, el observa pe noptiera ei poza unui alt barbat. Incepe sa isi faca griji \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Este sotul tau ? intreaba el nervos .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, blegutule, ii raspunde tachinandu-l usor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci este iubitul tau ? continua el putin mai relaxat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, da de unde \u2026 ii sopteste la ureche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Este fratele sau tatal tau ? intreaba el, sperand sa primeasca un raspuns afirmativ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, nu, nu raspunde ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai atunci cine naiba e ?\u201d intreaba el deja iritat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sunt eu, inainte de operatie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un moldovean vine la munca dis-de-dimineata cu un ochi umflat, schiopatand si cu mana in ghips. Seful mirat il intreaba ce s-a intamplat. \u2013 Ah, nimic deosebit, raspunde moldoveanul. \u2013 Cum nimic domnule, cand esti asa de ranit? \u2013 Ah, nimic deosebit sefu\u00b4, niste golani m-au prins la nevasta-mea! Dupa o lunga si fierbinte noapte … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1644,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}