{"id":161,"date":"2024-04-17T10:57:53","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T10:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=161"},"modified":"2024-04-17T10:57:53","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T10:57:53","slug":"bula-pleaca-in-africa-unde-mostenise-o-plantatie-de-bananieri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"Bula Pleaca In Africa Unde Mostenise O Plantatie De Bananieri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"528\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20240417_134829.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-162\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20240417_134829.jpg 550w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20240417_134829-300x288.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula Pleaca In Africa Unde Mostenise O Plantatie De Bananieri. Dupa Un Timp, Bula Se Insoara Cu O Negresa. In Noaptea Nuntii, Bula Consuma Actul Casatoriei, Dar Negresa Nu Scoate Nici Un Zgomot. Bula Ingrijorat Merge La Un Medic Si Ii Explica Ce S-A Intamplat. Medicul Ii Spune:<br>\u2013 Pune un negru de pe plantatie sa faca vant cu o frunza de bananier in timp ce faceti dragoste.<br>Bula fuge repede acasa, cheama un negru cu o frunza de bananier, intra in dormitor si incepe sa faca dragoste cu sotia. Negresa ramane la fel ca si noaptea trecuta. Bula nervos sare din pat si il pune pe negru sa faca dragoste, iar bula face vant. Negresa in extaz&#8230;urlete,\u021bipete de placere&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula,m\u00e2ndru nevoie mare ii spune negrului:<br>\u2013 Ai vazut ba cum se face vant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE SI URM\u0102TOARELE BUNURI \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la dictare..<br>Bula: Ce ati spus dl. profesor?<br>Dl. profesor: Nu mai repet a 2-a oara !<br>Bula: Du-te dracu!<br>Dl. profesor: Ce ai spus ?<br>Bula: Nu mai repet a 2-a oara !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesorul de geografie:<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, te-ai preg\u0103tit pentru azi?<br>\u2013 Da, domn profesor.<br>\u2013 Atunci spune-mi unde sunt Mun\u0163ii Apuseni?<br>\u2013 La pagina 98, domn profesor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara:<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, cum se numesc persoanele care continu\u0103 s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 altora, de\u015fi e clar c\u0103 cele din urm\u0103 nu mai sunt interesate de discu\u0163ie?<br>Bul\u0103:<br>\u2013 Se numesc profesori, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:<br>\u2013 Buli\u015for, cum ai reu\u015fit ca \u00een ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai ai nicio gre\u015feal\u0103 de ortografie \u00een temele de acas\u0103?<br>\u2013 Mama e plecat\u0103 din localitate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula Pleaca In Africa Unde Mostenise O Plantatie De Bananieri. Dupa Un Timp, Bula Se Insoara Cu O Negresa. In Noaptea Nuntii, Bula Consuma Actul Casatoriei, Dar Negresa Nu Scoate Nici Un Zgomot. Bula Ingrijorat Merge La Un Medic Si Ii Explica Ce S-A Intamplat. 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