\u00centr-un compartiment de tren urc\u0103 o pi\u0163ipoanc\u0103 blond\u0103 voluptoas\u0103,\u2026 fust\u0103 scurt\u0103, decolteu\u2026
\u00cen partea opus\u0103 doi ciobani\u2026 \u00eembr\u0103ca\u0163i tradi\u0163ional.
Pleac\u0103 trenul, ciobanii studiau cu aten\u0163ie\u2026 colega de drum.
La un moment un purice ce \u015fedea pe un cioban sare pe piciorul gagicii.
Asta pune m\u00e2na s\u0103-l prind\u0103\u2026
Puricele sare pe genunchi\u2026 asta d\u0103 s\u0103-l prind\u0103\u2026 puricele sare pe glezn\u0103.
Gagica se concentreaz\u0103 \u015fi pac se apleac\u0103 brusc s\u0103-l prind\u0103 \u015fi scap\u0103 un v\u00e2nt.
Un cioban d\u0103 din cap mul\u0163umit:
\u2013 A\u015fa domni\u0163\u0103\u2026 dac\u0103 nu-l po\u0163i prinde pu\u015fc\u0103-l, mama lui de \u0163opangiu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Urmaream in pat, langa nevasta-mea, \u201eVrei sa fii miliardar?\u201d
M-am intors catre ea si am intrebat-o: \u201eVrei sa facem dragoste?\u201d
\u201eNu\u201d, mi-a raspuns ea.
\u201eAsta e raspunsul tau final?\u201d, am intrebat-o.
De data asta nici nu m-a privit cind mi-a raspuns ca da.
Asa ca am spus: \u201eAtunci as vrea sa sun o prietena\u201d\u2026
\u2026si atunci a inceput cearta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un bunic \u00eei poveste\u0219te nepotului:
\u2013 \u00centr-o zi eram pe un vapor pe Nil, \u00een Egipt, \u0219i priveam lini\u0219tit la piramide, c\u00e2nd am fost atacat de dou\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci de crocodili enormi. I-am dovedit pe to\u021bi!
\u2013 Dar, bunicule, mi-ai spus povestea asta \u0219i anul trecut \u0219i nu erau dec\u00e2t zece crocodili!
\u2013 P\u0103i, hm\u2026 erai prea mic ca s\u0103 afli adev\u0103rul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 prinde buchetul cu flori la nunta colegei.
Se \u00eendreapt\u0103 bucuroas\u0103 spre prietenul ei:
\u2013 \u015etii ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta?
\u2013 Da. C\u00e2teva zile nu-\u0163i mai cump\u0103r flori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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