{"id":1596,"date":"2024-06-17T06:35:05","date_gmt":"2024-06-17T06:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=1596"},"modified":"2024-06-17T06:35:05","modified_gmt":"2024-06-17T06:35:05","slug":"o-cucoana-olinuta-se-urca-on-autobuz-un-tip-ranjeste-si-striga-in-gura-mare-uite-ba-un-sifonnier-in-autobuz-cucoana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1596","title":{"rendered":"O cucoana olinuta se urca on autobuz . Un tip ranjeste si striga in gura mare: Uite ba un sifonnier in autobuz! Cucoana:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5973.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5973.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5973-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un violonist se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 dup\u0103 concert \u015fi are surpriza s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 nevasta \u00een pat cu un vecin de pe palier. Indignat, violonistul prive\u015fte spre cuplu \u015fi url\u0103:<br>-Ce cau\u0163i, domne\u2019, gol cu nevast\u0103-mea \u00een pat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lini\u015fte total\u0103, vecinul cu capul lipit de s\u00e2nul drept al femeii \u00eei zice:<br>-Ascult muzic\u0103, e divin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce muzic\u0103?, \u00eentreab\u0103 violonistul<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vecinul \u00eei face semn s\u0103 se aplece \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi lipeasc\u0103 urechea de cel\u0103lalt s\u00e2n.<br>Violonistul st\u0103 un timp cu urechea pe s\u00e2nul st\u00e2ng al nevestei sale \u015fi, nervos, spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Nu aud nimic, nici vorb\u0103 de muzic\u0103\u2026<br>-Normal, spune vecinul, fiindc\u0103 nu e\u015fti, ca mine, b\u0103gat \u00een priz\u0103\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Agentul de circula\u0163ie opre\u015fte o ma\u015fin\u0103 condus\u0103 de o doamn\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103! Nu e bine s\u0103 conduce\u0163i cu 20 km\/h, fiindc\u0103 st\u00e2njeni\u0163i circula\u0163ia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar eu numai am respectat limitarea de vitez\u0103 de 21 km\/h.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103! Acel indicator nu arat\u0103 limitarea de vitez\u0103, ci faptul c\u0103 rula\u0163i pe Drumul Na\u0163ional nr. 21.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Z\u0103u? Multumesc mult\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Agentul observ\u0103 c\u0103 pasagerii stau \u00eentr-o lini\u015fte morm\u00e2ntal\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103! De ce stau a\u015fa \u00eencremeni\u0163i pasagerii dvs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Oh, nu au nimic\u2026 \u00cenc\u0103 nu \u015fi-au revenit de c\u00e2nd am virat de pe Drumul Na\u0163ional nr. 195.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un violonist se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 dup\u0103 concert \u015fi are surpriza s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 nevasta \u00een pat cu un vecin de pe palier. Indignat, violonistul prive\u015fte spre cuplu \u015fi url\u0103:-Ce cau\u0163i, domne\u2019, gol cu nevast\u0103-mea \u00een pat? Lini\u015fte total\u0103, vecinul cu capul lipit de s\u00e2nul drept al femeii \u00eei zice:-Ascult muzic\u0103, e divin! -Ce muzic\u0103?, \u00eentreab\u0103 violonistul &#8230; <a title=\"O cucoana olinuta se urca on autobuz . Un tip ranjeste si striga in gura mare: Uite ba un sifonnier in autobuz! Cucoana:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1596\" aria-label=\"Read more about O cucoana olinuta se urca on autobuz . Un tip ranjeste si striga in gura mare: Uite ba un sifonnier in autobuz! 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