{"id":1571,"date":"2024-06-16T13:10:35","date_gmt":"2024-06-16T13:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1571"},"modified":"2024-06-16T13:10:35","modified_gmt":"2024-06-16T13:10:35","slug":"o-blonda-merge-la-doctor-acuzand-dureri-teribile-de-cap-domnule-doctor-ma-doare-capul-nu-mai-suport-va-rog-mult-ajutati-ma-pentru-ca-deja-am-ajuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1571","title":{"rendered":"O blonda merge la doctor acuzand dureri teribile de cap ! Domnule doctor ma doare capul ..nu mai suport! Va rog mult ajutati-ma pentru ca deja am ajuns\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"529\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5303.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1572\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5303.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5303-284x300.jpeg 284w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 cu Dacia lui \u00eentr-un Mercedes al unui neam\u0163. Ambele ma\u015fini ies puternic \u015fifonate din accident.<br>\u2013 5 ani am muncit s\u0103-mi iau Mercedesu\u2019 \u0103sta! se vait\u0103 neam\u0163ul.<br>\u2013 Asta nu-i nimic, zice Bul\u0103, smulg\u00e2ndu-\u015fi p\u0103rul din cap. Eu am muncit o via\u0163\u0103 s\u0103-mi iau ma\u015fina asta.<br>\u2013 P\u0103i, cine te-a pus s\u0103-\u0163i iei ma\u015fin\u0103 a\u015fa scump\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Interviu de angajare la FBI:<br>\u2013 Candidatii trebuie sa treaca un test.<br>Li se da un pistol cu gloante oarbe (ei nu stiu ca sunt oarbe ) si sunt trimisi in camera alaturata sa-si omoare nevasta.<br>\u2013 Primul solicitant vine, ezita, pana la urma ia pistolul, intra in camera, dar se razgandeste si nu trage.<br>\u2013 Al doilea ia pistolul, intra in camera, trage un glonte si renunta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine al treilea, ia pistolul, intra in camera.<br>Din camera se aud impuscaturi, dupa care troznete, tranteli, ma rog, zgomote de fond.<br>Dupa un sfert de ora iese asta triumfator si zice:<br>\u2013 Un cretin a pus gloante oarbe in pistol, a trebuit s-o omor cu scaunul !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 cu Dacia lui \u00eentr-un Mercedes al unui neam\u0163. Ambele ma\u015fini ies puternic \u015fifonate din accident.\u2013 5 ani am muncit s\u0103-mi iau Mercedesu\u2019 \u0103sta! se vait\u0103 neam\u0163ul.\u2013 Asta nu-i nimic, zice Bul\u0103, smulg\u00e2ndu-\u015fi p\u0103rul din cap. Eu am muncit o via\u0163\u0103 s\u0103-mi iau ma\u015fina asta.\u2013 P\u0103i, cine te-a pus s\u0103-\u0163i iei ma\u015fin\u0103 a\u015fa scump\u0103? &#8230; <a title=\"O blonda merge la doctor acuzand dureri teribile de cap ! Domnule doctor ma doare capul ..nu mai suport! Va rog mult ajutati-ma pentru ca deja am ajuns\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1571\" aria-label=\"Read more about O blonda merge la doctor acuzand dureri teribile de cap ! Domnule doctor ma doare capul ..nu mai suport! Va rog mult ajutati-ma pentru ca deja am ajuns\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1573,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}